fuck 'em both, at the very least…
Everything about this is trashier than your average junkyard.
Gross.
Yay for violent animals!
I don’t condone, but I understand.
This tattoo is not likely to impress any potential new romantic interests.
I don’t dress for other people why would I get tattoos for them?
Right?
“Uh… What’s up with that tattoo”
Oh that’s when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies
Achtually, my dog bit her before she cheated.
(Or so I understood it)
Ive been on the wrong end of this a few times. A woman comes chatting to me in the pub, and then the boyfriend turns up and starts trying to fight me.
Mate, I dont even know her name let alone her relationship status. Your problem is not with me.
Ok humble brag
It really interrupted my aged single malt whiskey
Drowning in success
You guys ever get sick of having so much money? I know I sure do.
Don’t you hate it when your dick is tired from all the sex you’re having?
When the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised?
This guy in 6 months boo hoo hooing he can’t get laid because of his “I assault women” tattoo.
That’s a cool story, and a well done tattoo, but… We all know that dog really has no clue what that lady did wrong. He’s just a bitey boy.
That is not a well done tattoo. It looks like a doodle someone could be proud of when they’re 14 or so.
I have one piece of capital A art. It’s a watercolor of the Y in South lake Tahoe (you know the intersection) and it also looks like a dog living its best life. Some famous dude painted it for gran for saving his life. Now it’s mine!
If you don’t know the area, it just looks like splotches. Or a dog licking its balls. But if you know the area, those few streaks of ink evoke home.
I don’t know the intersection, having never heard of Lake Tahoe before (I’m guessing that’s somewhere in the US?)
Anywho, in your painting does the dog have a leg going through it’s head at an anatomically impossible angle?
Art is subjective
But tattoos are forever.
(Well, nowadays you can remove them quite easily)
Waitwaitwait…
Doggo has a sensitive nose. We know he had to notice a strong smell of another male and scent of sex on the ex.
Now, there is a really, really small, almost nonexistant chance that the doggo connected the dots and assumed she betrayed the pack.
And sure, chance is really low…but I also don’t see a lot of claims to similiar story and if something has extremely small chance of happening, it still may happen. xD
More than likely the dog detected anxiety/hesitation/etc, saw that as prey/weak pack behavior and attacked accordingly. Dog would probably attack children.
Why not just get a tattoo off the dog then?
Maybe he had his ex’s legs tattooed already?
Maybe she did shit on your friend? Did you bother to ask?
I expect the “close friend” is no longer close, but the person who broke the promise, to whatever degree the promise was there, is the one who should get the most shit.
I say this as someone whose wife cheated on me. She broke her vows, she chose to cheat instead of just leaving me, he was incidental and could have been anyone. I can hardly blame him, my wife was hot af, and she lied to him, of course.
Yeah, if someone is willing to cheat, they will cheat with just anyone. And all the best to you!
I have two friends who first met because one was this girl’s “platonic cuddle buddy” and the other was her fuckbuddy. Neither knew she was effectively getting half the relationship from the other and they both wanted a “full” relationship with her until they both showed up at an event she was at and it came out. When they found out they both “dumped” her and became friends.
Was her name Krista because I have lived a life
hug
Omg, that dog is gonna get overweight from all the chimkem nuggers. Goodest boi.
Hi, dog speaker here, that dog is actually pretty upset. Dogs won’t show their teeth or really the whites of their eyes like this unless they’re uncomfortable.
Uh, this isn’t true. My dog literally smiles when she’s happiest (usually during belly rubs). Belly rub from yesterday. She rolls on her back, exposes her belly, and smiles bigger and bigger as I scratch:
Idk man, it’s a dobie. They are strange creatures when they are happy and content. I love them but a mal mix is enough for me
Hi, dog speaker here
What’s up dog?
No, but seriously - this pic is very strange. Why does the dog look like it just escaped a zombi apocalypse?
It’s the 200 grams of meth
This reads to me as shitting equally on both of them.
For what’s it’s worth, the close friend would be dead to me whereas the ex is just an ex?
They’re a tattoo now.
Every time I am betrayed I get another tattoo
Their souls scream to be free of my flesh prison. MORE. SOULS.
I mean. Why would you want to have people ask you about this and remember it for the rest of your life?
If they spent a lot of life together, it may not be an option to just forget. Move on, yes, but not forget. Having a tatoo imprinting 24/7 the one funny part of the story may force your brain to let go faster.
If you want to see what happened to close friend, you’ll have to check the tattoo on that guys balls.
What do you mean, never? This is like the most common thing ever, both as a movie trope and in real life. Guy A sleeps with girlfriend of Guy B, and instead of getting mad at his girlfriend who broke her agreement with him, Guy B goes and beats up Guy A. Now I understand also being angry at the friend, but it should be secondary to being angry at the girlfriend. Anything else is sexist and views the woman as an object IMO
