I think this is how you find out you’re God. Or at least should have god-like powers.How good are you at sadism and are you a cunt to your son? Do you often find yourself threatening lives to eternal torture if they don’t accept your love and moral superiority while worshipping you for it? Can you do good at the click of a finger but just don’t because fuck 'em, that’s why?
If none of these things, try worming tablets.









Jesus was definitely a libertarian and definitely not a conservative. Oh, except for inside a temple on markets day.