And being identified

The US saw one of the things they did followed the international standard and wouldn’t stand for it.

The last time I had a Seagate drive, it was 1.2GB

Well I heard herrings were involved.

That’s similar to the one where the couple breaks up over a misunderstanding and all it takes is one of them explaining in like 10s. But instead someone storms off while the other pleas, and deep down you’re like, “That motherfucker so wanted it to end anyway.”

But then we deal with post-break up scenes and you realise they’re just idiots that still haven’t even thought to clear up the misunderstanding via a single text, call, or friend. It could all be resolved, laughed about, and fucking again like that afternoon.

I don’t think I could get off if my partner was wearing these hideous things.

Or anyone else in the room for that matter.

Who was the last Republican president that didn’t initiate a war in the middle-east?

This goes back as far as I can remember.

Suddenly feel empathy for that guy. I hope it works out for them in the end, but red flags.

It’s a defence mechanism. I want to scare people away from trying to participate in a topic they know nothing about but feel like an expert in. Those that do know about the acronyms are worth the while.

Edit: I don’t have autism.

Yeah. But not on the bed.

Except some times on a lazy Saturday morning and they’re being annoying because they know it’s normally breakfast time now, but letting them up on the bed is a super special thing to take their mind off it. But they know it’s not a “You just get to do this whenever you want” kind of deal now, it’s invite only still. And they can’t take up all the room or start to clean themselves, shaking the mattress while the humans are trying to sleep in.

Farts are an instant kicking off too.

So, the Cyberpolice were never real? 😯

Half wakes up mid-poop, “Fuck it”, goes back to sleep.

Haha, I chucked it on last night after typing this comment. There’s so many scenes where characters have no place being there but they are, because it’s just the public dealing with an action hero.

My partner hadn’t seen it before.

“There’s no way he’s about to jump the building with a horse… Yeah, I was gonna say. A horse would never do that.”

“But that’s the point. You’re so into the action hero stuff that you didn’t notice they played a screeching rubber SFX when the horse stopped.”

😙👌

Even Curtis’s line, “I married Rambo…” is another subtle joke in an otherwise action flick that has all the usual action flick appeal.

I think it’s right when he sees someone’s about to hurt her, so he hurts the guy or something, and the guy ends up getting kicked in the balls by Curtis. The scene ending with some awesome “action helicopter” cam of the extraction completed, home boy limping back to the heli holding his balls, “Son of a…”

It’s such a well directed movie with perfect pace too. Even when it goes over top, it makes just enough fun of itself for doing so.

You should swap out the thing she has with something else of value. Treats, licky mat, toy, another piece of meat, whatever. This gets her used to something being taken off her and it not being a bad thing. Eventually the swap is just for praise or a pat, but for really valuable things you may still need something more valuable.

What?

Found out it works with wood too!

shitposts

Don’t worry, though. Plenty of lemmingtons come in and take it seriously without realising—which is half the point of SPs, really.

Just always assume sarcasm and poking in these parts. Have a laugh when you see the whooshes.

Also, block lemmy.ml if you haven’t already 👍 Welcome!

Look where you are 🙂

It used to be you use a search engine to find places that have more about the thing you searched for.

Now it’s just, “The thing you searched for is this. You probably already knew that, but fuck you. Now that you’ve made it this far and gotten nothing, scroll down for some clickticles mentioning the thing. Keep going, keep going, keeeep going… There. This site may be a resource of stuff on that thing if you wanna try, but don’t be surprised if you click back after a moment because the algorithm is basically fucked for actual searching. Have you tried Page 5? Yeah, it’s full of unrelated shit. It looks like Pages 1 and 2 are all that the entire internet has on that thing, probably.”

Let’s be honest, many thing broke the internet, but Google was a big contributor to its current state and my god does it suck now. Why do we even still call them “browsers”?