

I have Lapphunds. I regularly find dog hair around my genital region. I don’t know how, but based on the dryer’s lint filter, I think it hides in my fresh underwear. The same thing happens to my partner. A couple seconds of inspection has become part of oral foreplay because too many times someone’s had to deal with a dog hair stuck on their tongue.




Most of the world calls it football because feet and ball. American football is usually referred to as commercials or ads.