slothrop@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agowhy is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on?lemmy.caimagemessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1555arrow-down134file-text
arrow-up1521arrow-down1imagewhy is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on?lemmy.caslothrop@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square54fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareyermaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up32·14 hours agoIve been on the wrong end of this a few times. A woman comes chatting to me in the pub, and then the boyfriend turns up and starts trying to fight me. Mate, I dont even know her name let alone her relationship status. Your problem is not with me.
minus-squareyermaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·11 hours ago It really interrupted my aged single malt whiskey
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·11 hours agoYou guys ever get sick of having so much money? I know I sure do.
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·8 hours agoDon’t you hate it when your dick is tired from all the sex you’re having?
minus-squareSlovene85@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 hours agoWhen the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised?
Ive been on the wrong end of this a few times. A woman comes chatting to me in the pub, and then the boyfriend turns up and starts trying to fight me.
Mate, I dont even know her name let alone her relationship status. Your problem is not with me.
Ok humble brag
It really interrupted my aged single malt whiskey
Drowning in success
You guys ever get sick of having so much money? I know I sure do.
Don’t you hate it when your dick is tired from all the sex you’re having?
When the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised?