slothrop@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agowhy is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on?lemmy.caimagemessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1555arrow-down134file-text
arrow-up1521arrow-down1imagewhy is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on?lemmy.caslothrop@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square54fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26arrow-down2·12 hours agoThis tattoo is not likely to impress any potential new romantic interests.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·3 hours agoI don’t dress for other people why would I get tattoos for them?
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·8 hours agoRight? “Uh… What’s up with that tattoo” Oh that’s when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 hours agoAchtually, my dog bit her before she cheated. (Or so I understood it)
This tattoo is not likely to impress any potential new romantic interests.
I don’t dress for other people why would I get tattoos for them?
Right?
“Uh… What’s up with that tattoo”
Oh that’s when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies
Achtually, my dog bit her before she cheated.
(Or so I understood it)