Shut up, Wesley.

Top or bottom?

If you watch Titanic in reverse it’s about a sad lady floating on a door who idly fishes a cute boy out of the ocean and brings him onto a big fancy steamship that has conveniently sprouted up over by an iceberg, where they have steamy no-strings vacation sex until they split up because they each find new boyfriends on the ship they’d rather go to Europe with.

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They’ve all been scooped up by scalper bots already, sorry.

The gamer also added a bunch of heat sinks and case fans and now nothing gets hot enough to cook.

That’s a deep cut, OP.

The storm in Life Is Strange was hella intense.

Reminds me of when the Super Mario All-Stars version of Super Mario Bros 3 added thunder and lightning to the background of the Koopa airships. It may have been the coolest upgrade to the whole vibe of that game.

It feels intangibly relevant somehow that Alec Guinness was wearing a toupee when he played original Obi-Wan.

PS move to box in basement of mom house next to old Christmas lights, sister rocking horse, and grandma knitting needles.

At Elon’s Tesla robots are secretly humans, and at Elon’s Twitter human users are secretly bots.

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That awkward moment when images with alt text are screenshotted and reposted without alt text but with the markers indicating alt text.

That prolapse joke was a stretch.

AMD and Intel are well-matched competitors right now except for AMD having some money.

Something something turn into salamanders with the captain and shag.

They’re TRASHING our rights, man! They’re TRASHING the flow of data! They’re TRASHING! TRASHING! TRASHING!!

Vacuuming is too out of character, you need to get under the sink and do some plumbing.

EDIT: Scratch that, I just remembered Luigi’s Mansion. Vacuuming is canon after all!

How many times the cost of a comparably-sized Trojan TV did that run you?