Give him a canadian tuxedo, and he looks like a guy I went to college with XD

Laughing kike a lunatic right now, don’t mind me XD

Big dawg is how I gas up my buddies when they look down

Applesauce! This post isn’t the bee’s knees! I’m going to a blind pig to chug some giggle water to forget it!

Corpo, Gonk, and Klep have all wormed their way into my vocabulary!

Gee, I wonder who “our” refers to in a post about America, this may be the mystery of our age. Let’s act like scientists and form hypotheses, maybe we can solve this

Hahahaha, don’t threaten me with a good time!

He texted me out of the blue!

That’s nice and all, but you’ll get the same look as someone saying “Latinx” IRL

Euros are unable to grasp the concept of immigration.

world’s rejects

Yep, that’s us ;)

Are you telling me that those territorial boarders were arbitrary? And that Destiny didn’t Manifest itself? ON AMERICA’S BIRTHDAY!?1?!?!?1?

Joking about European AC is a propagandized wedge issue? I think I need to spend less time outside to understand what you’re talking about

Every time I get it right, I take a shot, until I cant try anymore!

That was yesterday!

I apologize to all madbois for including cigarettes in our christian shitposting community, I really have gone too far :'(

Sorry for the shitpost grandpa, I can start posting comics about wife bad and book>phones you can pass around the home, if that’s more your speed :)