Wow there, easy, you’re gonna end up on ER.

At the very least take a smal phone.

Unpopular take: I’m just gonna quit gaming for a while. If I really need to piss away some time I got a bunch of wad files or newgrounds. F it.

Fuck yeah, no telemetry or tracking on those things. You go geezers!

Don’t worry, we men are already evening out the odds by getting our panties twisted in a bunch over a clever meme.

As it should be.

Ah man, I had no idea evangelical preachers have been such avid Garfield fans.

Leviticus commands us to stone the false prophets.

These assholes are just out for free weed.