The fact that political identity apparently determines whether you use a Mac or an HP laptop is the level of specific detail I didn’t know I needed today. 😂
I prefer a custom built PC. What does that make me on the US political spectrum?
Leftist probably
I guess it would be kinda inappropriate to pictographically depict a pedo. Probably not enough room under the church anyway.
AI?
Conservatives own homes.
FINALLY! Someone mentions the grossly unacknowledged Starbucks-Pepsi political divide!
Man, they really did home in like a laser on the two worst pc brands in the world. I’m genuinely impressed…
Fried chicken got a chuckle out of me. I refuse to let the right take away my crispy chicken identity!!
The consumption of tasty dinosaur descendants transcends politics.
Yeah, they blew that one. But, I suspect it’s because they associate “fast food” with KFC, over McDonald’s. Although, I think McD’s is nearly as well known, if not as well liked there?
I’m confused about baseball, basketball, and computers. Also not sure about coffee vs soda.
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I think demographic spillover to some extent. Basketball is seen as more of an African american sport (vs hard racism). Rural areas are also more likely have to have a gas station with a 44-64oz/1-2L fountain drink vs urban coffee shops. Macs are viewed as more artistic and high end
Well Starbucks has been hardcore screwing over their workers so they are on the shit list.
I don’t know what the people are doing at the top.
I think the people at the top are supposed to represent the ideal that the side wants. Republican farters want women in dresses and men in suits (likely doing business), where the democrats want, I guess, casual friday? It’s accurate for the red dicks, at least.
Baseball is kinda a more old school and traditional sport, while basketball is more hip and new.
They need to have a swarm of dollar signs being sucked into that megachurch.
Yeah you can just slide CNN over in that other column now.
And Apple
And take the NYT there too
And every other media outlet
And the Tesla
Yep move all the mainstream media out of that left column.
They seem to understand republicans far more than democracts, other than what they call the party.
For those interested in the etymology of the party names at the top:
The democrat side uses the characters “the people”, “lord”, and “party”. My interpretation is “the people are in charge party”, which makes sense because democracy is “the rule of the people”.
The republican side uses the characters “share”, “peace”, and “party”. To me, this one doesn’t have an interpretation that obviously links to republicanism.
共 - here meaning “together”, “joint” or “common”
和 - here meaning peace or harmony.
The connection here is a peace/harmony/order (because peace/harmony stems from order) that comes from “together” or “joint” (rule). Hence, republicanism (as in the ruling system).
It is the literal translation of the names of the parties.
Democracy party
Republicanism party
Yeah, no. Republicans and sharing are two words that won’t fit into the same sentence
I think it’s a pretty good translation of the word; “Republicans” ostensibly would support a “republic”, which is governed supposedly for the common good by mechanisms which are not really explained or examined and definitely distinct from just letting people do whatever they agree on like under one of those gross dirty democracies. “Common harmony” captures the same good-vibes/no-plan energy.
Of course, what they’ve got now aren’t even actual republicans, because, like their favorite model of Rome, republics love to become empires.
Share what you have with us and make Peace with The Party. 🫵
They forgot the fascism and guns on the red side. Maybe they are all inside the church.
At first glance I thought the catcher is pointing a gun towards the other guy’s ass.
As Jesus intended
* Jesus in this comment is American Jesus only. Any resemblance to other incarnations of Jesus are entirely coincidental and should not be inferred.
I like that they think the business professionals just spend the day eating KFC in their pickup truck while listening to Morgan Wallen.
Although the catcher with a handgun is somewhat correct.
I like that they think the business professionals just spend the day eating KFC in their pickup truck while listening to Morgan Wallen.
I mean, have you lived in the south? Not too far off base
True. That guy could be regional bank manager in Tallahassee.
Looks like the batter got hit in the balls…
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Agreeing/coming to an agreement, versus the “left” side constantly arguing.
Japan et al is a very societally conservative country and considers the typical right-wing mob/sheep mentality preferable to the left’s constant debates.
But they gave us the good sushi tho
Have you tried Japanese fried chicken? It’s incredible.
Interesting. I know japan has that weird kfc-at-christmas because of the successful ad campaign, but it’s always korean fried chicken that I hear about being special.
Also their omelettes and pancakes.
Okonomiyaki, breakfast of elite college libs.
But not their cheese. Fuck Japan’s terrible cheese.
Japan et al is a very societally conservative country and considers the typical right-wing mob/sheep mentality preferable to the left’s constant debates.
Eh… Kind of? In my experience most people under 40 in Japan are completely apolitical. Like to the point where they wouldn’t really understand the difference between the left and right.
They have some of the worst voting turnout in the world, and the older class typically makes all the decisions in regards to government.
They are socially conservative, but mostly because the younger generations are completely disconnected from politics.
That’s how the west got where it is now. The majority no giving a shit opens the door for the minority/nutters to do what they want.
Being “apolitical” means you support the current system/party. If you didn’t you’d be political.











