“What a great observation! Now why don’t we both kick back with a nice relaxing glass of Coke Zero?”

I’m fine with just cooking him and throwing the meat away

Please, they’re super reliable cars! I haven’t needed to fill the blinker fluid on mine even once since getting it

Cause it’s a shit post.

Or in my ass?

At least they’re honest about it, one small step up I guess

I don’t think you get 3 seconds with prime Tyson

If VSCode is just hijacking the in-IDE commit UI, is bypassing it as simple as committing from the command line?

It’s small now, but it keeps growing

And all this shit is insured

I do a lot of “disconnected coding,” think scripts that do a long and complicated calculation, triggered manually by a few users, and aren’t online services. In these cases vibe coding is pretty great: if something doesn’t work the first time, I can iterate easily till it does. Very few consequences in getting it wrong other than time. My hand is also very firmly on the wheel and I have a lot of time to think about changes to fix issues or make things better.

Now for an online service with very specific requirements on how it handles inputs and produces outputs, at scale, with security issues, and millions of people using it…yeah I’d be pulling my hair out too if I had to vibe code all that.

He was vibin’ before it was cool

For years, we’ve been warned that the robots are coming for us. Now they’re asking us to come for them.

Some gold quotes in this one

I don’t even get how it would work in practice. If me and another person are staring at the price tag of a block of cheese, and I’m rich and they’re not, does it laser beam a price into my eyeballs and a different, lower price into theirs? Cause otherwise when I take the block of cheese to the register and suddenly it’s double the price, I’m putting the cheese back cause I saw the lower price.

OP being tag-teamed in the comments

My newborn son doesn’t have grade A milkers

Planned obsolescence; my ballsack is so old I’m stuck with one testicle forever

PC LOAD CHAMBER, fuck around and find out what that means

I run quite an extensive home assistant on a Pi. I think just grab whatever is economical, most cheap hardware will run it.