The other night I heard a weird explosion sound and eventually classified it into the firework category and moved on. It was a meteor. Always investigate the weird sound at 5am, who needs sleep?

chat, j’ai pate

I always lock the bathrooms to make sure children can’t use them

You are a person of great wisdom

Yeah, right and wrong left

Bukkufneeze

Billie Ray Cyrus, but props to Joe Dirt for the sheer commitment of whatever hairstyle combo that is

Thank you I was just hoping someone would do this lol

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ykCK84-vM7I

Next time I’m looking for a new game I might pick it up!

Just put a defender in front of that guy

enshittogenic

lmfao real

Exactly! Maybe I should play a soulslike…

Celeste is the ultimate anti-troll game. I have never had a game so brazenly show me something that clearly seems impossible and then go “Don’t worry, try as many times as you need. And don’t just try until you succeed; try until you can’t fail.”

And it does this, like, 5 times, and every time I go “literally no way will I ever do that” and then several minutes later I can do it. It really is a game about climbing a mountain.

Celeste is based

YES

Which are really just another form of balls

Yet*