Phone companies lost touch with what we actually want over a decade ago.
Seriously, does anyone know a single person that’s excited about getting a new phone when they just bought one a year or two earlier (assuming it’s not broken or cracked)?
I feel personally attacked by this thread and this comment. All of these things have been consumed in great quantities.
It literally just tells you how to make one on gemeni. I just tried it.
A lot of idiots apparently don’t mind.
Eh, or just buy an android. How dumb is this shit?
I support it, don’t get me wrong… But like, guys, we solved this over a decade ago.
Good damn it! This is the final straw!! Give me two or three more of those beers and then we’re going to fucking riot!
Most kings aren’t famously chosen by people. Even Trump was only chosen by less than a third of eligible voting age Americans.
Oh hey, that’s neat! Look at me go!
They’re also wrong. Christmas is just Saturnalia rebranded/appropriated. Christ wasn’t even born in the winter according to scripture.
Santa is the reason for the season. And consumerism! And lights!
If you use Spotify to listen to artists, you certainly don’t actually respect them. Fuck you people who give money to Spotify.
Thas what’s up!
These machines are made only here. They are owned by a company in the Netherlands, though.
He just had his first crabby patty.
Let’s get them, boys! Haha just kidding. Am I? Yeah. Haha.
Ha.
And then they touch weiners and let the streams cross!!
Do you want bitcoin? They offer that! Go get it, crypto bro.
Proton? The bitcoin company?
No thanks. Fuck them.
It’s always nice to bleach your bee hole.
Wait, are you guys saying “Of Mice And Men: Lennie’s back” isn’t real? I will LOSE MY SHIT if anyone confirms this!! 1!! 2.!