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    I like onions and peppers. They do not like me (understandable 🫩) and exact their fiery indigestive revenge every time I dare eat more of their ranks

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    Chopped up over a kg of onions and fried them, also added grated parsnip and carrots, then salt, pepper and a few bottles of malt vinegar. Little bit of honey too. Simmer away for a few hours, add more vinegar if it’s getting a little dry. Then store in jars.

    This was 2 days ago and my kitchen still smells divine. I don’t really know how to accurately describe it. Caramelised onions but there is more to it from the vinegar. Doesn’t smell like vinegar though, more like it’s enhanced the onions.

    Cheap to make as supermarkets here are competing over selling the cheapest veg. 5kg of parsnips, carrots, cabbage and swede for under £0.50, onion was a bit more, but not much. Was going to add all of it but my arm was getting tired from grating and peeling so much. I don’t own a food processor so it’s all by hand. Filled 2.5L worth of jars from the first batch.

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    I thought only my mum didn’t eat onion. She eats like a toddler and thinks vegetables are something that happens to other people.

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        I’m with you OP. It’s an IBS nightmare. I’ll have it popped but that’s just because it’s so convenient of a snack and not too bad health wise.

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          oh gods. i remember when i still had a digestive tract, before it was removed but after it went all manky, eating popcorn was just asking for the jackson pollock shits. that shit scraped EVERYTHING out

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      My sister made guacamole and wanted me to test it. I asked how much garlic it has and she said she never puts garlic in it. I could only convince her to put a tiny bit in but I would’ve easily doubled it.

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        who puts garlic in guac? when i add garlic to anything it needs at least 3 cloves per clove but like the best guac is avocado, tomato, onion, salt, chili (usually anaheim) and a splash of lime

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          Garlic in guacamole is good. Put lime juice over your raw garlic and let it sit and mellow out.

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        never watched this show but seen plenty of clips. Isn’t he just a male Karen?

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          Nah, he’s a grumpy but kind libertarian (ACTUAL non-hypocrite libertarian who just wants to be left alone without hurting anyone and be self-sufficient, not the RL GOP kind) with three ex-wives all named Tammy and a significant fortune in gold buried somewhere.

          Of the many things he is, a Karen is thoroughly not one.

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            4 hours ago

            oh fair enough – that gif makes him look a bit entitled, but I guess he’s a paying customer and is just asking to be served what he’s willing to pay for

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              that gif makes him look a bit entitled

              Yeah, I can see how it could be interpreted that way out of context, but in context it’s a joke about how he has very old-fashioned breakfast habits, dialed up to 11 for increased hilarity 😁

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                “could you seat me next to the kitchen where i can smell the griddle” is something i’ve said and something i can see him saying, even though we are nothing alike. wait fuck i’m duke silver

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    That’s me.

    I also have many more things I don’t like that may trigger you

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    I assume this was produced by a 23-year-old who thinks adulthood means something. They’ll learn.