Oh I could only see the cheese before, gotcha.

I see texun, texurger, texato, and texickles, but where’s the texuce?

https://tenor.com/view/psy-gangnam-style-hype-hyped-me-enter-gif-1937002262461909581

I don’t eat potatoes, I’ve only made them for others at Thanksgiving so I just used a fork, but I think the people who prefer a masher say the mixer overbeats them.

Mashing potatoes

PRAISE ANOIA!

Oh merciful Anoia, guard our kitchens and protect our drawers!

Do you let him hold the flashlight?

All of that stuff is just a refrigerator. Because the little quantum computer chip is only the size of a credit card but it has to be kept so fucking cold it’s the coldest thing in the known universe.

(see comment this morning from [email protected]) Try Shere Khan from The Jungle Book

Try putting on your right blinker, sometimes they get the message you’re encouraging them to pass.

This is the 20s, and people make up random shit that spreads like wildfire every fucking day.

This sent me to Wikipedia for kiwifruit, where I read the Chinese characters translate as “macaque peach,” but I don’t know if that means “peach-ish fruit macaques like to eat” or “peach-ish fruit with fur like a macaque.”

I think we can skip the " Chinese gooseberry" interval.

I assume the Kiwi who rebranded them as “kiwifruit” 🥝 intended both “from New Zealand” and “sorta looks like a kiwi bird.”

Tbf, there is a resemblance to a pinecone, especially if you’re not exactly getting the plumpest, ripest specimens.

Don’t forget 20% “service fee” which is pocketed by the owner.

Those Capitalists, they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats!

Thomas Guide in the city, AAA Trip-Tik for road trips.

I respect your preference, and for some people it could even be considered a “reasonable accommodation.”

But I prefer to have the person who does this all day whip through the scanning and bagging while I pay up. It may not be rocket surgery, but good cashiers have an efficiency of eye/brain/hand motion that I can’t match. Especially when there’s multiples of the same item, their machine trusts them to do it the efficient way rather than scanning and weighing each item. Or having the produce codes at their fingertips without stopping to read them. And since all machines have little quirks, it’s helpful to know exactly where to apply “percussive maintenance.”

I am comfortable speaking with strangers, so I always thank them and wish them a good day. And I don’t stand for entitled assholes giving them shit, either.

Having both options is best and should be part of ADA compliance.

But in the end won’t it be the cashiers who will suffer/be blamed, instead of management hiring another one to help carry the load? I mean, even if you ask to speak to the manager, and wait for them, and say, “obviously you’ve understaffed this shift, so you need to open a register yourself and start ringing people up, you can start with me,” they are just going to blame the poor cashier who got stuck with Grandma’s coupons and check-writing or whatever. Or if they are decent, they’re already working a register, and it’s someone higher up who refuses to hire more staff, despite having a “ghost job offer” that sits out there to look like they’re hiring.

I feel like somebody, maybe a Technician, could conjoin this with another viral photo from this week, to “show” her and her puppy cowering under a jumping Elon. Since it’s really his platform that’s causing her pain, and even her existence.

DripDrop powder packs are a possible alternative if you don’t want to support Logan Paul. They have a variety pack. I used them to keep hydrated during colonoscopy prep, lol.

https://www.dripdrop.com/