That’s when you tell the girlfriend that he faked an STI test and gave you something incurable.
At the very least that will force them to have couples STI testing done, and she’ll ask for verification from the doctor directly. So that’ll add a some tension in their lives for a few days / weeks.














Alternatively, Salesforce could invest in a user experience that isn’t a confusing PoS that requires 9000 customer service agents to help people get through it. Just say’n.