I’d rather have a Venezuelan wife anyway. Blue aliens are overrated, they don’t even have aliussy, just weird tentacle shit.

Priorities, priorities.

Shyrah Horse

They’re owned by Microsoft? Would you expect BioWare to have it’s own entry outside of EA, too?

Isn’t that Energizer, not Duracel?

Edit: nevermind, I guess they both have rabbit mascots.

Roots, rock, reggae.

Why are you going 60 on a city road where there is foot traffic? Because Hitler.

No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!

That’s what I usually tell women once I have them in bed.

I get tut-tutted by other Linux nerds for this a lot, but I think Linux is impersonal in a different way because it simply demands more of the user. Sure, it gives freedom, but that freedom comes with responsibility, and a lot of people just are like “ain’t nobody got time for that!” Which I think is a valid way to feel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5jGyy2qL84&t=43s

Just like straight capitalists, he doesn’t care about the politics of the people that are using his service as long as he gets their money.

“We’d like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus.”

Like the fact that this says “Like Scoob where did you go?” instead of “Like Scooby-doo, where are you?” feels like a missed opportunity.

It’s probably mostly satire at this point now that it got well known. womp womp.

Love a lady sportin’ some bush.

Lenin’s first name was actually “Vidalia.”

Out here leaking my meal plan.

Ding fries are done ding fries are done ding fries are done…

who use onion slices as dippers in humus with ungodly garlic ratios

I feel personally attacked.