Back in them boingboing days.

I mean pretty easy for a pretty, skinny girl whose profile is nothing but thirst trap pics with a link to her onlyfans page to say.

Not so easy for the unfortunate looking women who hit on me and I politely try to let them down as kindly as possible.

There are extremely sadly ugly people out there of all genders. They didn’t ask to be born that way but it is not easy for them.

Windows officially is more complicated and needs more jumping through hoops to use than fucking Linux.

Literally having to give up and resort to, not a Powershell terminal mind you, but the traditional command prompt.

Microsoft, fix your fucking shit god.

It’s not actually called “sex change surgery” it is called gender affirmation surgery and/or gender reassignment surgery.

So it’s not so much a misnomer as it is uninformed people using the wrong terminology entirely.

since I sit down

A man of culture and grace.

I drink a ton of water and only water. I also wipe because I sit down when I pee. (There’s nothin that crazy bout me, I’m just takin a whiz, mind your own biz, why’s everybody starin at me?)

So I mean, already do that, but I’m also very smell-sensitive in general, so maybe I’m just very sensitive to the smell.

Under the foreskin starts getting smelly fast, imho

Uncircumsized complicates this further and that smell increases more quickly.

Source: 😏

Do you want the mustache on or off?

Too bad.

Humans have the ability to actually think.

That’s a stretch for an inordinate number of humans, sadly.

I still think it’s funny that he went from working at Valve as their Economist in residence studying digital markets to being the finance minister of Greece. I think the Valve job was more prestigious, especially since the rest of the EU was committed to fucking over Greece at the time.

To be fair, you can’t control what humans optimize what you’re trying to teach them either. A lot of times they learn the opposite of what you’re trying to teach them. I’ve said it before but all they managed to do with LLMs is make a computer that’s just as unreliable (if not moreso) than your below-average human.

you’ll give up your PC to rent one from the cloud

Devs, fix this exploit, pls. Cheaters taking advantage.

also sorry if the seahorse is hard to see

I am emotionally damaged and triggered from seeing this seahorse. It was a very hard thing for me to see.

Somebody is doing something and that something is naming birds awesome names.

To be fair “shortener” is a misnomer here as it can actually make a link longer in making it suspicious.

What the fuck am I doing? I’m covered in bees! Help!

Some people just want to watch the world burn.