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Cuatro ~= Leches
Cuatro != Quatro
Coquito I call Ron con 5 leches.
Leche evaporada, leche regular, leche condensada dulce (lechera), leche de coco, y crema.
Why have 3 or 4 when you can have 5 and rum?
But all of them were deceived

For another leches had been made…
*But they, all of them, deceived
Yes agreed!
Is the fourth one my wife’s?
The kind of moron who, when asked if they’d like their pizza cut into 4 or 6 slices, says “4. I could never eat six!”
Great catcher tho
Who cuts a pizza into only four slices?
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you sick fuck I’m going to report you.
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Evaporated Milk
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Condensed Milk
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Whole Milk
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A Secret Fourth Thing

Leche de hombre ;)
I was hoping for poppy.
best I can do is Papi. / Solo te puedo ofrecer Papi
Moloko plus
Harvey Milk
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Wow, that was really the perfect scene to channel this energy.
That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with seis leches. Then you’re in trouble, huh?

Step into my office!


Tell me… how many leches you see.
I think we can go a lot further.
Common milk producers:
Cow
Bison
Goat
Sheep
Horse
Yak
Reindeer
Common milk types:
Evaporated
Condensed
Powdered
Whole
2%
1%
Skim
By my count, we should be able to do at least cuarenta y nueve leches. Are we even trying?
Are you?
If we count whole, 2%, 1%, and skim as 4 distinct leches, what’s to stop us from creating a gradient of leches ranging from 0% to 3.25% milk fat?
Infinidad Leches
Wouldn’t that make one giant 1.625% milk?
That’s a good point. It seems to be an infinite series that should converge on one value of leche. If we solve for that, we should be able to make the ultimate torta de leche, which, paradoxically, is made with only one supreme leche.
What about condensed milk or powdered milk? Do they count as distinct leches as well?
Definitely dinstinct leches. Also plant milks: almond, oat, coconut. Coconut cream should also count IMO. Then there is condensed coconut milk as well.
I’d be suspicious of a tres leches cake made with coconut cream. Somehow, I don’t think it would taste right.
Oat, soy, Almond?
excuse me but 2%, 1% and skim are bastard milks we don’t accept those here
What is the other leche added? 🤨
Dumbass eastern european here - what is Tres Leches?
To be even more specific, it’s a Mexican dessert made of sponge cake, soaked in a mixture of three milks. Wet cake may not sound appetizing, but it’s absolutely delicious.
A type of cake
In addition to the other comment, it means “3 milks” literally.
Cuatro leches?? With this economy?
But they were all of them described, for another milk was made…


















