Hell yeah! I won the loser’s contest…wait a minute

Heh, amateur. I had already achieved crippling debt by the end of my first year.

Not most standard cars, no. Mazda still sells one or two manuals. Cadillac still had at least one as late as last year. They’re almost dead, but not quite. I walk, bike or take public transportation most of the time. Sometimes I’ll go a few months without driving. Still, I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I give up the stick shift. [Shakes fist and yells at cloud]

Oh no. They’re learning from Canadian log drivers who’ve got a massive tree trunk between their legs and really know how to treat a beaver.

Absolute banger from the National Film Board of Canada, by the way.

My god. They’d be unstoppable.

Calm down Malcom

That’s a dangerous setup, my friend. If the mosquito arrives from the other side, it’s going to get buffed up rock climbing and logging before getting fighty from drinking and then loading up on electrolytes.

Fresh yet familiar. This one is solid gold.

Yes! That would be so cool!

Aww, that disappointing, but thanks for doing the leg work on that issue.

Does anyone know if it takes place in the same universe as Stardew?

C/bonehurtingjuice would probably like this, too.

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Wouldn’t it just do the same thing as pressing the larger button?

How dare you

Thank you! I’m so excited!