What’s TNP?


Still, I love this about the web, and Lemmy in particular. The free exchange of relevant knowledge.
That’s the vest joke I’ve heard in a while.
I think it’s a plushie of a claymore mine:

This perspective kind of reminds me of Pyro from TF2. I’m imagining an AI mine, but they couldn’t disable the ethics guardrails, so they got around them by altering it’s perception. That mine is just looking for tired and lonely friends to snuggle to sleep so they can finally get some rest.


And I’m SEA! Sea brawlin’.
Maybe some durian and Surströmming, too.
It’s the second most dangerous game. Behold:

Figglebottom looks like he’s the alpha and the omega male. Both the primal and the ultimate paragon of masculinity. An example of the ephemeral singularity and the eternal ubiquity, the foundation and the zenith.
The reactionary ombudsman of the techno-feudalist eldrich horrors.
Objection, it’s not a spork (it also has a knife edge), but assuming this gets overruled, I affirm my threat to use the unholy, very clearly haunted, and quite possibly toxic, number 3 spoon to threaten OP for the right to use any normal spoon.
Violence it is then:

Then we have an accord. IRL, I carry a cutlery set among the various other accoutrements in my bag, so we should be good.
3 and use it to threaten OP into letting me use a normal spoon again.
Bap ba da, bap ba da, bap ba da, bap ba da, baaaaaaaaa.
[Ringtone]


Is it Thumb Wars?


By riding the bus with a reckless disregard for situational awareness apparently.
I don’t know, man. They’re not even in the same ballpark. It’s a day-and-night difference. It would be like comparing cabbages and carrots.