That’s so weird. Why do they even care what the replacement reason is?

It’s like, “Just deactivate them and send new ones to the address on record.”

Maybe they were stolen. Maybe they were slid through someone’s buttcrack as a joke and merchant’s won’t take stinky buttcards. Shouldn’t matter. The cards are now unusable for whatever reason. They should send new ones.

Oops. Good catch. Should have said megameters. Now the whole planet is scorched. My bad.

Your house after your package arrives on time, traveling at over 100 gigameters per second

Hmm, that’s the kind of thing that might create a brave new world.

Also, the coffee isn’t free, but you can’t buy it either. You get charged per sip, and there’s a base subscription fee for access. If someone else takes interest in it, the price doubles.

See also: unequivocally staggering loss, especially an embarrassing one

I’m assuming it was wine. There was a communication barrier.

Did you see the look on his face? It’s a slay table for in-fight 'tude service.

Will it help you forget or will it make you see every potential outcome?

Is this from the episode?

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Well, it’s certainly not rain.

I kinda assumed people would stay with their land, so now that Florida shares a border with China, I’m imagining Chinese news outlets reporting all kinds of “Florida man” stories.

To me, it looks like Hawaii didn’t move, and that New Zealand and Japan swapped places. Admittedly, that could be speculative. There’s a good chance that New Zealand doesn’t exist, because a lot of maps don’t show it.

Probably the most concerning thing is that they flipped Africa. That comes with a lot negative implications for it’s 1.5B human residents, even if they got adequate forewarning and the process was slow and gentle.