Still, it’s cool that you can do that. Seems crazy to lock down imports like that.

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It was an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny

Residential zone of weenies

Bet the head of the HOA is a dick.

For what it’s worth, it probably won’t go extinct. Even if there wasn’t a more resistant cultivar, they’d probably just get really expensive. It’s still possible to get gros michael and others, just not as easily or for less than $1 USD unless the buyer lives near a plantation.

I never did like the “bullseye womprat” logic.

Yep, it was the API thing that finally did it for me, but looking back, I should have seen it coming after all of the other stuff.

If you make t-shirts, I’ll buy one and wear it frequently.

This is perfect for the NYPD entrapment operations mentioned by another comment under this post. Imagine their surprise when they realize they have ro deal with a urine-soaked wallet now. You’d probably still get arrested for disturbing the peace or indecency or whatever charge that jurisdiction uses to arrest people without an actual cause, but it would be worth it.

Do you have one for when I take a few months to think of a reply that turns out to be worse than what I would have written in the moment, but it doesn’t matter because the post is long dead?

I think it would kind of clash with the favor of the “nobody cares.”

I think it’s just your imagination.

What’re you, some kind of communist?

People that grow their own are probably really popular and/or smug right about now.

This is democracy manifest.

What part of Mike Johnson’s home state were you in at the time?

If we could test it, I think it would be helpful to put portals on either side of a very light, plastic disk in an attempt to see if it works like a hula hoop or not. If we drop the hoop over the cube, would the hoop:

1. Just land on top of the cube because the hoop has far less energy than a much more massive cube traveling at the same velocity?

2. Drop around the cube, such that the cube is just sitting on top of the exit portal?

3. Launch the cube into the air with an initial velocity equal to that of the hoop when the cube entered the portal? If so, where does all the additional energy required to accelerate the cube come from if the hoop’s momentum is far less than the cube’s momentum at the same velocity?

I read that in the tone of Andy Samburg’s character in Threw It on the Ground when he says, “My dad’s not a phone! Duh!”

Just two roommates on laundry day

WWIII is going to be wild.

When General Ambrose Burnside assumed command of the Union Army of the Potomac during the American Civil War? I’ve been trying to forget since 1862.