I’ll honor the final wishes of the dead man: no empathy for Charlie Kirk. It’s not really consistent with my moral code, but his family is going through a lot right now, and I’m sure they’d appreciate anyone who pays tribute to his values, right?
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I heard that in the tune of “Turn down for what.”
How about kilo-klick?
To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they’re ovulating.
Off topic, but are you related to Miss Cellaneous?
His name is Mr. MacGuffin, but we call him “Guffy” for short.
3·13 days agoI vote this comment most internet of the day.
Is that you, Ken M?
Speak for yourself
5·13 days agoZuckerberg charges Zuckerberg with crime. Jury shrugs, offers death penalty.
The weirdest thing is that it wouldn’t be the first time a party has sued itself.
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Edit 2: Restored image, because someone responded/commented.
He was lookin’ for a shake to steal
Wow, that looks souper! If I had one, I’d savor every moment. I wish they had more in stock. I was going to buy one, but I chickened out. Now I’m stewing in my own regret. It really bakes my noodle. I just couldn’t make the the resolution. Don’t judge me for my lack of fidelity.
2·18 days agoAre the next Powerball Lottery numbers to be drawn, 35 30 16 19 5 6 ?
Fair enough. I wasn’t trying to antagonize you. We’re having two different conversations. I was doing a farce of a meme character that attempts to gaslight the other character in the course of an interrogation.
Are you familiar with the, “There are four lights!” meme?
Weird