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Personally, I’m going for a round, hydrodynamic shape with a thick layer of blubber for diving and hunting below the thermocline.

And an excellent name for a rapper

Oh, boy, the Taliban is going to be really angry when it finds out it’s been leftist the whole time.

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism (unironically)

The police tried but had a ruff time understanding them.

I think it just means they’re smaller, otherwise it would have been called, “Mar a Lago flavor”

I eeee evrytiem

“Stay away from wild animals with younglings” is good life advice.

You don’t surf

Price? High.

Quality? Meh.

Customer service? Okay, it’s actually pretty good. They can have one.

Labor rights? 👿 Literally evil, actively opposing any kind of collective bargaining.

You can get a better, less expensive cup of fair-trade coffee in most workplaces and without having to watch a giant corporation kick the working class in the crotch repeatedly.