Did you see the look on his face? It’s a slay table for in-fight 'tude service.

Will it help you forget or will it make you see every potential outcome?

Is this from the episode?

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Well, it’s certainly not rain.

I kinda assumed people would stay with their land, so now that Florida shares a border with China, I’m imagining Chinese news outlets reporting all kinds of “Florida man” stories.

To me, it looks like Hawaii didn’t move, and that New Zealand and Japan swapped places. Admittedly, that could be speculative. There’s a good chance that New Zealand doesn’t exist, because a lot of maps don’t show it.

Probably the most concerning thing is that they flipped Africa. That comes with a lot negative implications for it’s 1.5B human residents, even if they got adequate forewarning and the process was slow and gentle.

At a glance, I don’t imagine most countries would benefit from this, but I am genuinely curious what your counterpoint is.

A lot of countries got a raw deal here, but hats off to China. Florida is your problem now.

The 'sup-howdy axis?

That might be the best one so far.

That would be an interesting one. I don’t think there are lawful mullets, and I think the only good ones are fully chaotic.

Agreed. Maybe not the best mullet on it’s own, but MacGyver wore it best.

This makes me think I’d enjoy a Beauty and the Beast movie set in Mongolia with this guy as Gaston’s character, but renamed “Galdan.”

Really looking forward to his version of Gaston’s song featuring, yurts, archery, yaks, mare’s milk, etc.

This is the means of production. We seized it. This is home now.

Time to order one unit of the cheapest thing on the menu and free cups of water for you and your 40 closest friends. More than likely, someone will be around quickly to cancel that and take your real order. Otherwise, wait for your original order and immediately request a refund.