





“Stay away from wild animals with younglings” is good life advice.
Price? High.
Quality? Meh.
Customer service? Okay, it’s actually pretty good. They can have one.
Labor rights? 👿 Literally evil, actively opposing any kind of collective bargaining.
You can get a better, less expensive cup of fair-trade coffee in most workplaces and without having to watch a giant corporation kick the working class in the crotch repeatedly.
Sounds like your goose is cooked.
I never understood some adults being afraid of them. I wouldn’t voluntarily interact with one. I feel like it’s best to just respect their space. I’m not going to run from one either. We’re about ten times their size, and they’re very poorly armed. They’re also a lot less aggressive when one makes it clear that they’re unafraid of geese, if not totally unbothered.
The job security is good, but the burnout rate is high for insurance adjusters.
That sums up the tone I intended so perfectly.
[Facepalm]
Is there any chance my unsolicited explanation made it funnier?
[Crickets chirping]
Yeah, I bet people will say “twenties” to mean 2020s on or before 2040.
Like how they used to do in the late 1900s?
CORNER office…
“The greatest gift you ever give is your honest self A SWIFT DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!”
Huh. Today I learned about sour diesel. Carry on brave explorer of the thespian and literary realms.
Maybe, but you’re becoming Francis Ford Coppola in the process.


I sincerely thought that’s what you were referencing as an homage.


I hear that most Floridian infrastructure is primarily solid copper, covered in a veneer just to trick people out of their money.