screenshots it on lemmy and posts it on IG

That cat’s grammar and spelling were terrible, and it was hilarious.

This is the low-hanginng fruit I came here to upvote, if not post myself had I been faster.

Plot twist: it’s tea made with the pour-over method, using extra tea leaves to keep the flavor strong. This croc is downing 200mg of caffeine in one go.

I don’t know that we should be caffeinating crocodillians.

Hope an Android version comes out, too.

Just because they didn’t have modern technology doesn’t mean they didn’t have any technology. They could have used Skype for videoconferencing.

Yeah, that’s what I was trying to express. Taco Bell is vaguely Spanish, but doesn’t have anything to do with Spain (or Mexico, for that matter).

It would be like an O’Brien’s restaurant that primarily sells sushi.

Still, that’s really cool! There’s something particularly funny about a McDonald’s in Scotland. It feels like a Taco Bell in Spain.

Not me. I only post shit shitposts so no matter why people hate it, they’re right.

I have to know where this is. What resources do you require to find it?

Love your imagination. Tell me what the McDonald’s employees are doing to the customer’s arms.

Al-Beefda

We transitioned from the war on crime to the war on terrorism.

I don’t like the sound of that. Can we call it a “freedom launcher?”

Respectfully, I must disagree. I feel like children need a place where they can be free to unwind after their 16-hour factory shifts and maybe grab a beer.

Dystopian? The flag that waved over this?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/10/28/fact-check-9-things-women-couldnt-do-1971-mostly-right/3677101001/

Or worse, a McDonald’s in 1860s Mississippi.

For me, it was just a silly metaphor, but you might be onto something:

“Fasting is eating. Refusing is ordering. Salad is burger.” ~ George Orwell

“I have very vivid dreams and nightmares, and my biggest fear is of some kind of dystopian future where we’re advanced in every way except in our burgers.” ~ Bryce Dallas Howard

“Dystopian novels help people process their fears about what the future burger might look like; further, they usually show that there is always hope, even in the bleakest future burger.” ~ Lauren Oliver

“Who controls the past controls the burger. Who controls the present controls the past.” ~ George Orwell

[Angry ferret noises] as it sails through the air to its unfortunate target: the enemy’s unprotected pant leg opening. The devastation will be swift and severe. Many humanitarians argue it should be considered a war crime, but few if any superpowers are willing to risk total ferret weapon disarmament fearing it may upset the tenuous balance of power established by mutually assured nethers destruction.

Long live the Crowvelution!