It’d be funny if someone stole the lock and left the shoes.

Mind your business. He’s just trying to make ends meet. You don’t know how ruff it is for gig workers in this economy.

Thanks. I’m not great with links

https://piefed.social/c/mildcurses

Laundry Tycoon is the most realistic VR game you will ever play.

They have “daddy likes leather.” Is that okay?

Yeah, that was a particularly wild episode, even for them.

At first, I thought you were implying the quote was from that episode, so I looked it up. Turns out my quote was a little off. It should have been:

“Your boos mean nothing. I’ve seen what makes you cheer.”

Being more succinct, I think it hits a little harder.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/your-boos-mean-nothing

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what makes you cheer.”

I love that quote so much. I hate that it’s from Rick.

Yeah, i think that’s it. It was pretty much just a hyperbolic commentary on the 2000s and the world kept heading in that direction.

It gets a lot of flak for it’s eugenics themes. I agree that the problem isn’t a system that breeds people genetically predisposed to stupidity. I would have preferred it if the movie had chosen a different mechanism for the dumbing down of the population.

Personally, I think it’s socioeconomic. Rising wealth inequality is causing a decline in the quality of the average median level of education.

For the last time, I’m pretty sure… what’s killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.

But Brawndo’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.

So wait a minute. What you’re saying… is that you want us to put water on the crops.

Yes. Water.

Like out the toilet?

Well, I mean, it doesn’t have to be out of the toilet, but, veah, that’s the idea.

But Brawndo’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.

Okay, look.The plants aren’t growing, so l’m pretty sure that the Brawndo’s not working. Now, I’m no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.

Well, I’ve never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.

Hey, that’s good. You sure you ain’t the smartest guy in the world?

You wanna solve this problem. I wanna get my pardon So why don’t we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?

Brawndo’s got what plants crave.

Goddamn it. Yeah, it’s got electrolytes.

What are electrolytes? Do you even know?

It’s what they use to make Brawndo.

Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?

'Cause Brawndo’s got electrolytes.

After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason… and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants… and that they wanted water. He made believers out of everyone.

That’s so weird. Why do they even care what the replacement reason is?

It’s like, “Just deactivate them and send new ones to the address on record.”

Maybe they were stolen. Maybe they were slid through someone’s buttcrack as a joke and merchant’s won’t take stinky buttcards. Shouldn’t matter. The cards are now unusable for whatever reason. They should send new ones.

Oops. Good catch. Should have said megameters. Now the whole planet is scorched. My bad.

Your house after your package arrives on time, traveling at over 100 gigameters per second

Hmm, that’s the kind of thing that might create a brave new world.

Also, the coffee isn’t free, but you can’t buy it either. You get charged per sip, and there’s a base subscription fee for access. If someone else takes interest in it, the price doubles.

See also: unequivocally staggering loss, especially an embarrassing one

I’m assuming it was wine. There was a communication barrier.