Get a load of mistah moneybags over here. Gotta whole $15 to drop on a toothbrush alone. Meanwhile, I get whatever kind of $1.50 manual toothbrush my dentist hands out for free and I gotta brush my teeth like some kinda neanderthal.

No, it’s a flat fee, but you get a 10% discount off of tooth implant services provided by our network of dentists whom we charge 20% to participate in our exclusive market.

I’m getting really tired of this kind of doomerism. Look, just because a tariff-loving, bigoted republican president is inflating securities markets wildly beyond their historical maximum book values by orders of magnitude in the context of sharply rising unemployment and homelessness, doesn’t mean we’re revisiting 1930s economic conditions. So I don’t want to hear anymore about removed-environmental-protections this, and exponentially-increasing-environmental-disasters that. Just nut up, ignore the once-in-a generation, escalating geopolitical tensions, and go persecute some minorities just like Jesus Washington said to do in the Bible Constitution.

-Newsmax probably

Different receptors. Also, cigarettes are way more addictive.

Edit: Did I get pushback for stating that cigarettes are highly addictive?

Without referencing H. G. Wells’ The Time Machine or species of the Homo genus aside from Sapiens, describe what you think it would look like after humans split into two new clades.

That’s kinda on you, dude. Nothing is stopping you from subscribing to toothbrush premium with mouth-print authentication. Before you start whining, no, you don’t actually have to listen to the two minutes of ads for sour candy, transmitted directly through your jaw bones. You can always upgrade to add-free. It’s only like $10 per month.

That’s a good point. I also wonder if not being repeatable in polite company suppressed the spread of leaked information.

Thank you for the counterpoint. I agree it’s a fair and constructive one.

How would you feel about treating it like workplaces that ban allergens on a case-by-case basis depending on the needs of their constituents and clients?

For example, I was once in an organization that banned latex, especially balloons, because someone was severely allergic. However, most places don’t ban latex.

I’d also dox myself if I held that particular honor.

I, too, would do anything to pet the kitty.

Looks pretty good for a 22-year-old working the night shift.

🎵 Welcome to the internet, have a look around…

Personally, I’m going for a round, hydrodynamic shape with a thick layer of blubber for diving and hunting below the thermocline.

And an excellent name for a rapper

Oh, boy, the Taliban is going to be really angry when it finds out it’s been leftist the whole time.