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I want to argue, but I have to admit that your English is far better than my German.

Look at it this way, I’ll eat the stuff you don’t like so there’s more of the stuff you DO like!

Is it the name or the people that creeps you out?

Ok, but I’m an idiot with happy taste buds.

Oof, that’s a sobering realization.

This post is starting to make me think people say “strict” strictly as a euphemism.

What I think it means: The parents never bend the rules for their kids.

What it apparently means: The parents have anger problems.

The price is the price, yo

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Knowing is in the Biblical sense and comes after the entrance ceremonies!

I used to know a woman who would make up names like “North American yodel-hound” or “white-toed chipmunk dog” as the breed for her dogs.

ABC. Always Be Closing.

A - set of steak knives

B - set of steak knives

C - set of steak knives

Aha! Today IS a good day to cook! Start chopping the veggies!

his gun

Is that a fact? Are you sure? Will you recant if it comes out that the police did, in fact, plant it?

Nitpick the lawyer’s phrasing all you like; it won’t actually change any of the facts of the case, whatever they may be. Myself, I’m not going to jump to “why bother having a trial? The police arrested him; he’s clearly guilty as sin” based on a Lemmy comment!

Almost like the lawyer thinks “they didn’t follow procedure” is an easier legal argument than “the police dept is trying to frame my client”.

Ooh, a self-burn! Those are rare.

Isn’t it well-known that doctors frequently dismiss health concerns with “have you tried losing weight?”

Civ 3 works well with a warmonger style

I was actually thinking of this one (apparently from 2020):

I like the use of Harding and Kerrigan here. Reminds me of the Undertaker meme.