Absolutely necessary last line.

If you meet the Buddha on the road, tell him I said hi.

Also private chats or messages aren’t private even if they say they are.

4?

Lets be realistic. It would be a slap fight with both of them bawling.

Rectally.

It worked until it didn’t, success!

A car that requires an app is only marginally less crazy than a WiFi-enabled toilet (which exist unfortunately). The owner becomes the lojack in that case.

Not much to do about data being downloaded during a trip to the dealer. Some few vehicles have an aftermarket option of replacing the oem computer with a “dumber” version that works like old car computers did, which is to say it only has what’s needed for function and general diagnostics. That won’t be useful for most of us unless popularity explodes for such devices and they expand the range.

Rip out the lojack and this becomes a non issue real quick.

No.

His sister has some mental health issues

She was raped by her brother. No fucking shit she has mental health issues, dumbass.

Yeah I’m literally predicting that. Thanks for translating plain English to plain English.

Dismissed because she wouldn’t submit to invasive examination decades after the fact.

He’s a predator.

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ftfy

Your Tesla is on fire.

I unsubscribed from her when she did that fake pregnancy thing and thought it was cute to call everyone who was supportive stupid.

Pass.

No.

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