I wish I didnt

Drop and run

I think that they are dunking on google for only serving Ai summaries and high paying sponsored results.

Yet

takes a rip on cigarette

I remember feelings.

Does this also apply to people you detest?

Why did these temporarily convert me from being a closeted book nerd into the most flaming obnoxious book nerd?

You got your boyeriod

Why didn’t my guidance counselor tell me this was an option it sounds perfect for me!

The usual.

You got a license for that comment?

TFW you shit so hard your cheeks leave the seat momentarily.

You don’t drink it for the taste, you drink it for the thrust

99% of doing science is being wrong and being happy about it

Solve for x

I’ll be honest I didn’t even get in contact with support because they a big corporation who probably don’t give a shit once they’ve sold a product and I expect to just get L1 helpdesk runaround forever.

It’s an optional attachment, a tiny camera on a thin cable that you can poke into places. I’ve used it to inspect for rust inside an old motorbike tank, to convince one of the kids that there *wasn’t" a spider in her ear, poking around in the crawlspace looking for signs of pests, etc

Hmm yes you see we’ve realised that in order to prosecute the microscopic fraction of people who might be inexplicably watching CSAM on their smart TV, we need to spy on every single person on the planet.

And since we have that data anyway,we’re gonna monetize the ever loving fuck out of it.

Techgoblin doublespeak should be illegal

He probably just realised his TV now knows about all the feral porn he’s been watching and is in damage control.

It is actually really cool. I thought I was being a bit extra getting a phone with a thermal camera and endoscope, but it’s been immensely helpful in restoring an old motorbike, finding heat leaks in my house, and putting together a custom passive heatsink for my raspberry pi.

It also supports reverse charging, so being able to use my phone to charge my wireless earbuds, headphones, and even someone else’s phone has been super helpful when travelling and hiking, because I don’t need to bring a spare battery bank.

It’s infrared blaster also allows me to control my TV, air conditioner, and other people’s RC devices (like the digital displays in shopping centres 🫢) from a single app.

It’s a real shame that it seems so insistent on cutting me off from my friends and family though. I have family that only use SMS, cousins that only use insta, friends in groups that only use WhatsApp, and other friends that only use signal, so to stay in touch with everyone I have to use all these.

It’s also not much good as a hiking companion if I can’t reliably record my track when walking.

Most phones, I wouldn’t have even bothered to spend this much time to get it working the way I like it.