I heard about a hostage situation at waffle house once. Except the staff were the hostage-takers.

Vut are zey sinking about?

Gopnik dazzle camoflauge

Star wars?

And she doesn’t have a bike to make a fast getaway!

You got the baby though, right?

And by home, he means Jim’s place 💝

Pro tip, don’t stand there and smirk, she’ll know somethings up. You need to put up a convincing protest, and whine in anguish when she deletes the icon.

I’d like to see Quoke.

If you take K while you’re already disassociating from something else, say, trauma and depression, will it cause you to reassociate?

Asking for a friend.

Is there a sane reason why a man at an airport would be wearing all these hats?

Please drink verification can to increase volume

I don’t even look at the news anymore because Im sick of seeing that ugly fuckin mug every time

If you use a large knife to cut the pizza you don’t have this problem.

If the US wanted to do a funny without directly killing anyone, they would use a B2 spirit to carpet bomb Iran with solar powered meshtastic nodes

He is the North Korean general that is sadly about to die

Jervise Bay Territory?

Speedrun ALDI Any%

Blast from the past