Weird that someone would bother using AI to do that, I’m pretty sure I could knock something up in Figma in less time than it takes an AI to generate the image.

It’s like watching the Nazi party ban the rape of Jewish women in 1944

Fear and Loathing In The Ass

In Australia my public primary school had a small dental clinic inside the school, we got checkups twice a year for free.

They didn’t do any actual hardcore dentisting work like drilling for cavities ECT but they would check for issues and give the parents a summary so the parents could get any work done at a full dental clinic.

I think they would check, clean, fluoride, floss, and check/adjust braces and that’s about all. I think it was pretty standard.

It never really struck me until later in life just how much of a dick move it was for level 1 to be bats, wolves, and a bear, and level 2 was Velociraptors and a T- Rex. They really subverted expectations there.

Raspberry pis are a tragic waste of Sam’s RAM.

I was snowboarding and staying at a hostel on the mountain. A man with a broken ankle who walked with the aid of a staff, we called him Moses, gave me a bag of shrooms, which I ate. A tinder date responded, so I went to meet her, but she was staying in a very fancy resort lodge which was a 20 minute hike up the mountain. Upon getting there she introduced me to her family. I remind you, this is a tinder date first meeting. There was music and dancing and quite suddenly I was far too high to exist in normal spacetime, so I said in a grave voice “I have to go now” and just left. The 20 minute walk back to the hostel in the cold and dark snow was the longest 90 minutes of my life, I had never been as high on mushrooms as I was that dark august night. I genuinely believed that if I fell in the snow I would not be able to get up. Eventually I made it back to the hostel where I was sharing a room with 3 very drunk Russians I’d just met, and I promptly did a week’s worth of shits in 15 minutes in the adjoining bathroom, and spent the rest of the night clinging to the bunk bed and trying to to fall off the Earth.

Lil mason jar of sourdough mother

Please don’t take this away from us

I thought Gordon Freeman

Describing the Ram Ranch Cinematic Universe as “gay porn” is like describing Mt Fuji as “A big hill”

It’s iconic and life-changing

When I was a kid, it was first aid ABCs. Airway, Breathing, Circulation. Simple and easy. Then they made it ABCD, adding Defibrillation. Okay I guess. Then it was DR ABCD. Danger, Response. I guess I gotta get consent to save their life now. Then it became DRS ABCD, adding Send for help, because obviously I can’t be trusted alone with an unconscious person. Woke liberals have totally ruined first aid with all their leftie acronyms

Any holes the goal

He who controls the nut, controls the universe

They have started to patch the username issue though.

Some losses are about to get socialised

Whoever wears the most leather bondage gear is the faction leader.

This vexes me

Four onions and I’m full.

Flirty fishing is a strat used by cults since time immemorial

I should know, I’ve had to escape from seven of them, so far.