Suez-max ass thigh gap

Cloord, clard or cloud?

Australian, Bostonian and Fr*nch, respectively

If a centaur had two prosthetic legs…

I also hope I don’t live to see the year 10,000.

Some guy just wanted to trade a yam for a sharp stick and now I have to sell my feet pics to pay taxes.

It’s actually just you, the rest of us are bots, beep boop.

“I like cats!”

“So you’re saying you hate dogs?”

I stand with you. I will also not open for Ed Sheeran.

I was rippin’ Rust a few years ago, especially after reading Stephen Markley’s The Deluge and having a bit of a breakdown. Then I was

Then the anxiety counter got to 999,999 and ticked back over to 000,000 and broke, so now I’m just sorta

getting more weird and whimsy instead of more anxious.

I don’t have any kids of my own. I feel sorry for the other people’s kids but I wish them all the best in the cannibal wars to come.

Some small towns councils/shires can be even more intrusive and nosy than those in the city, because they have fuck all else to do.

My dad lives in a small town of 30 people and the shire is nosy as fuck.

We fuck on first date

The Schizophrenic who believes the garbage men are spying on him is going to fucking lose it!

Bigfin squid, pictures in its natural environment, at 8000m below the surface. Nature is amazing.

Or it dangles and touches the inside of the bowl

Run me over $5 Free!

Two vaginas and three rectums?

That’s a hell of a resume

All books are just plagiarised from the dictionary

Indonesia: Am I a joke to you?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_mass_killings_of_1965–66

The goa’uld are pretty much all dead now

It probably wouldn’t change the outcome much. Meteorites usually have a relative velocity to earth of 8-50 kilometres per second. At those speeds, it moves much faster than a ballistic missile, and those things haul ass. Whether entering at 25 degrees or 90, it would instantly turn the air to plasma and pass through the troposphere and hit the ground in just a few seconds.