Printers are of the devil and must be purged

Bold of you to assume I’ve made any progress at all.

Wah

If I ever figure out how to be happy single I’m not ruining it by getting into a relationship

I am now inside out.

Australians only do the accent when foreigners are around. With each other, the accent goes away and the Quokkas can be carnivorous again.

Post it to the family group chat, nothing bad will happen probably!

Zorin?

I wasn’t going to begin with

I fix people’s computers in exchange for food.

Printers, I execute for free.

Someone just invented the concept of community

Oh snap, the essential step! 🤦

1. Slavery is outlawed

2. Except for prisoners

3. Invent a bunch of laws targeting the lower class, those in poverty, and those with substance habits

4. Enforce the laws selectively against those with the least agency and socioeconomic means

5. Make incarceration so dangerous that prisoners feel the need to commit further crimes on the inside to survive

6. Game the system so that if you don’t want someone out, they don’t get out

7. Enjoy your slaves in an emancipated country

Shift started at 6am

Same with the GFC, 2007. I was broke, and did not even notice.

I wasn’t, I don’t recognise faces very well and it’s not mentioned in the comments as far as I can see. Thank you.

For some reason I thought she was already dead, I thought a crazy fan suicide bombed her or something.

Who is this?

A two-pizza night once a week was pretty common before I got my driver’s licence. I used to ride a BMX everywhere, inc to work each day, maybe 30km a day in commutes.

But I’d eat like a crocodile. Huge meal once or twice a week, then almost nothing the rest of the days.

I can’t think of a less pleasant food to eat in a cinema. So greasy.

All numbers are imaginary