

Parasitechnology
Parasitechnology
I Boycott American products because I’m 3 ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ recessions deep and cannot afford them
OneNote was definitely one of the apps of all time
I think it’s like a cheap Lemmy knockoff
‘The soldiers had red eyes, and they were singing and dancing. They slaughtered the priest, cut him to pieces, removed his heart and liver and cooked them. The rest of the group had to pay money or eat the human flesh to be allowed to leave. Another four men, three women and three children were killed.’ Among the dead was a pregnant woman who was gutted.
If the cannibal soldiers of the Congo don’t get you first
Your mother?
You ever see something on the internet that just makes you Jim-face at an empty corner of the room, as if the ghosts of your ancestors are watching and you need them to know that you are equally shook as they probably are?
I must find the monstrous function which indexes virtual arrays that I implemented in a Google sheet of mine when I discovered there’s no limit to how reckless you can be in a single cell.
Edit: Here it is:
ARRAYFORMULA(IFERROR((INDEX('Invoice History'!$A$7:$A$44, SMALL(IF(($G$3='Invoice History'!$D$7:$D$44)*('Invoice History'!$F$7:$F$44="Unpaid"), MATCH(ROW('Invoice History'!$A$7:$A$44), ROW('Invoice History'!$A$7:$A$44)), ""), ROW(A1))))))
According to my documentation, it is used for “Looking up a value on a row, on another sheet, where two other values on that row match the given criteria”
In Australia you can get a DUI equivalent for riding a bicycle while hammered.
I did, and the feedback told me to RTFM and LMGTFY.
I plan to install Linux mint on my laptop when I get time. I’m sure Linux is ready, never really doubted that, but I wonder if the Linux community is ready.
Windows XP 😭
Yalls remember the security concerns when that sailor secretly installed a star link on a US warship?
Why aren’t you tending to your factory?
Macht Schell!
Yeah it varies from one airport to another. It can also depends on layover time. In Hong Kong (on my way from Aus to Vietnam) I had to leave through customs to get to another part of the airport and enter through customs to get my connection. I was fingerprinted and facemapped both ways.
If I had been leaving via a gate closer to where I arrived, I wouldn’t have had to do that.
Similar happened when connecting in Kuala Lumpur where the layover was 9 hours due to typhoon and the airline forced me to leave the airport, allegedly to go to a hotel they comped me, but I doubled back and snuck into a closed off area where someone forgot to lock out an elevator to sleep for a bit. They force you to leave the airport so there are fewer people just milling about for hours.