Today it’s the toothpaste, tomorrow it’s your neighbours penis
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Cake day: July 12th, 2023
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LinkedIn: I don’t have “boyfriends”, I have unpaid live-in interns
Lemmy: I have between 0 and 4 boyfriends on any given day, depending on their gender identity and whether you consider a ThinkPad running Arch a “boy”
What if abbreviations are my trigger?
Oat, soy, Almond?
I with visit you in SECOT, my narco-terrorist friend 🙏
Followed by “Genocide in the Bodega”
I’m so glad he shares my disdain for Henry “glamping” David Theroux
Casablanca is unironically one of my favourite movies! It’s better than most of the chaff coming out in cinema today.
It builds tension on so many levels throughout its length, while also being funny and evocative. It puts admirable people in vulnerable places where they rely on other uncaring and self-motivated individuals, and then does it again with higher stakes. When tension is at its maximum its then deflated all with a single line callback to the start of the movie.
No it’s Narcotics Anonymous
70·6 days agoYeah she probably should have worn a mask and used a baller pseudonym like “Root”
Who cares about supermarket when McDoland?
They get paid in sense of entitlement too.
ml loves red flags