

“Someone is going to be gravely injured unless you intervene…”
“Someone is going to be gravely injured unless you intervene…”
Forget horny jail, dude needs to go to horny supermax
Measure time only by the worn-out office chairs you work through
Imagine him reading these letters at you with full unblinking eye contact.
I loved driving a van because it was fairly slow and had no rearview mirror visibility so I could not see or give two fricks about the dude tailgating me with 17 nanometer following distance. If I brake suddenly, their radiator eats my tow ball and I barely notice.
Also because you’re up so high, visibility is really great, but everyone around me assumes I can’t see shi, so when I indicate and start to come across, they GTFO of the way.
I drive a small car now and I point the rearview at the ceiling so I never have to look at the guy following me, stresses me out.
And the whole world smells like cigarettes and leaded gasoline
No, Elon specifically said to cut and paste.
We don’t use O rings because there’s no ‘O’ in “Hitler”
Australia no joke a pint is about $14 and a cocktail is about $20.
Original or hot n spicy?
Wait, it’s gonna be Monday all fucking day?! This is bullshit!
Nah, playing music is worse. They are disrespecting the artist, the art, and everyone around them.
Good luck putting AI in charge of project management, creating utterly useless teams meetings that are guaranteed to maximize the productivity wasted is a finely homed skill
If you find that they don’t understand you speaking American, just repeat yourself, slower and louder, until they do.
Fucking sliding doors moment right here, reading this comment is the proximate cause of my eventual murder and dismemberment by a big tiddy jailbird gf.
Yielding is a woke liberal socialist concept