If you use a large knife to cut the pizza you don’t have this problem.
If you use a large knife to cut the pizza you don’t have this problem.


If the US wanted to do a funny without directly killing anyone, they would use a B2 spirit to carpet bomb Iran with solar powered meshtastic nodes
He is the North Korean general that is sadly about to die
Jervise Bay Territory?
Blast from the past
This is why I never used Ubuntu.


Maybe the lost photos are in Zerodrive
I have 256GB of RAM. Not all in the same machine of course. Much of it not in a machine at all.

How do you do, fellow billionaires?
Do you remember which ship class you mained?
Mine was the gladiator, with a minelayer loadout. Loved to drop in on my team during a fighting retreat and just be a bullet-sponge wall of firepower and mines so they could regroup, heal up, and counterattack.
Paladin was my secondary preferred class.
Today it’s the toothpaste, tomorrow it’s your neighbours penis
LinkedIn: I don’t have “boyfriends”, I have unpaid live-in interns
Lemmy: I have between 0 and 4 boyfriends on any given day, depending on their gender identity and whether you consider a ThinkPad running Arch a “boy”
What if abbreviations are my trigger?
I don’t even look at the news anymore because Im sick of seeing that ugly fuckin mug every time