If the party says the pipes are smooth, the pipes are smooth.

Why are they just standing there in like waist deep grass?

It falls upwards out of the toilet

Yeah but it’s pronounced “Two”

This is why we Jason Bourne style snatch the gun out of their holster before they can draw it and beat them unconcious with it, I mean oobe\bypassnro

I bet they walk around like their shit don’t stink.

A modern day big gulp would probably kill a caveman.

What happens when you turn the light switch off? Does it have a battery?

I’m saving them until I need them for a big boss fight. Til then I’ll stick with the knife.

She could break me

That arm go all the way down and them teeth go all the way up

I heard about a hostage situation at waffle house once. Except the staff were the hostage-takers.

Vut are zey sinking about?

Gopnik dazzle camoflauge

Star wars?

And she doesn’t have a bike to make a fast getaway!

You got the baby though, right?

And by home, he means Jim’s place 💝

Pro tip, don’t stand there and smirk, she’ll know somethings up. You need to put up a convincing protest, and whine in anguish when she deletes the icon.

I’d like to see Quoke.