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He was groomed from childhood for this role. He is in the top .1% of his nations watersliders. His mastery of the skill is unparalleled.
Just like how Shek didn’t know that Fiona would turn into a SBBW ogre. He was prepared to wear an angry skinny white girl like a condom
I microwave my coffee with a spoon in it every morning at work, it’s fine
Guess who owns a key for the machine?!
21·3 days agoDecompressing after a long shift at Alligator Auschwitz eating migrants.
We all carry trauma in our lives
Ah, because they call them RCDs and not circuit breakers.
You think that’s impressive, wait till you see bull eggs
A vote for Albert is a vote for Albert
There’s a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what’s interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
Not sure but alligators definitely seems to be involved
It reminds me of sewing patterns for dresses drawings