Dessert too, and drink. Rice cream and horchata

Apollo I8

C’mon biologists, name a newly discovered spider species A. skibidius

I literally don’t give a shit

15, (I’m a dude)

The smell was unbearable.

I cannot understand and debug code written by AI. But I also cannot understand and debug code written by me.

Let’s just call it even.

For me it was a life-changing friendship that I will cherish forever. For them, it was customer assistance finding an item in the storeroom.

Just stop, eh?

Is this some kind of extrajudicial drone killing meme that I’m too humanrightspilled to understand?

Where’s a reaper drone when you need one?

Three strikes on the end zone, and the goalie is out!

A pedometer measures children too.

People might pay me to put my clothes back on

Ah, so it’s the 2020 toilet paper crisis all over again, but with RAM

Nah we Jerboa users have a secret webring and mailing list, because we are elite.

I’m not deleting mine, but I haven’t used it since they killed RiF.

I might need a very high karma, very old Reddit account at some point in the future… For reasons…

Cats are a reliable commodity

What about people who can’t work? The disabled, elderly, sick, infirm, injured, heavily pregnant women, and people with mental illness?

Orange Fanta is so expensive these days