Just like how Shek didn’t know that Fiona would turn into a SBBW ogre. He was prepared to wear an angry skinny white girl like a condom

Tasters complained

I microwave my coffee with a spoon in it every morning at work, it’s fine

Ligma balls

Urban outdoorsman?

Nobody wants to work anymore

Guess who owns a key for the machine?!

Decompressing after a long shift at Alligator Auschwitz eating migrants.

We all carry trauma in our lives

Just move house

Ah, because they call them RCDs and not circuit breakers.

M*crowave?

Queen marshmallow

You think that’s impressive, wait till you see bull eggs

A vote for Albert is a vote for Albert

There’s a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what’s interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.

Not sure but alligators definitely seems to be involved

Punishment for an adult man doing this: Prison

Punishment for a 13 year old by doing this: Publish his browsing and search history in the school newsletter.

Imperators riding the war rig to battle, c2075 (colourised)

1.8/10 on IMDB