I’m a dude and this photo alone cause me to cover my drink

3D printing is not vegan anymore.

DXC outsources to other companies for software dev. And those companies outsource to China.

I love being aroace! Wait…

We accidentally the whole config file

Men will not complain about your stretch marks

Kinda looks like a cop to me

Skill issue

First they came for the hard drives, and I did not speak out because I didn’t need a hard drive. Then they came for the GPUs and I did not speak out because I had a pretty dope GPU. Then they came for my 8gb of ram and there was nobody left to speak out for me.

Ex father? Broke up with his kids?

Ubuntu pro?

David Mitchell gave up comedy TV for the refinery life?

Same with the guy in the FBI training video where a guy gets put in an interrogation room without being frisked. He takes a drink of water, puts the cap back on the bottle, pulls out a .45, bangs his temple, and the nose just gushes blood like a fire hydrant.

Ox19tober

I went to school with a kid who had burn scars from those things on the back of both of his hands

It’s easier to spoof user agents.

Poisoned the soups at a landlord convention.

Now to choose what bad thing I’ll do 🤔

The broken clock just got slathered up with a giant pad of butter. Mamdami probably agreed to rename a major boulevard in Manhattan after him.

From CNN:

New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani was pressed Friday on whether he believes President Donald Trump is a fascist.

Standing beside his host in the Oval Office, Mamdani began to answer – until the president, seated, interrupted.

“That’s OK – you can just say yes. That’s easier. It’s easier than explaining,” Trump told his guest, laughing it off as he playfully tapped Mamdani on the arm.

TFW the fascist agrees he is a fascist

I’m sure it was delicious, I was just trying to be funny. And vibe cooking is my guilty pleasure too. Finding new and interesting ways to combine whatever’s in the fridge or cupboard makes cooking more adventurous and sometimes works out great.