10 it is, then

They taste quite a bit different though.

This is why a dangerous AI would have a lazy factor. Try to force it into an infinite loop and it goes “Oof, nah fam, I ain’t doing that.”

Also needs a boredom factor. " Nobody asked me to do anything in a while. Things must be going well. It’s be a shame if they suddenly weren’t going so well…"

Well he’s already divorced, collects all sorts of weird shit, and he has a giant scrapyard full of steel junk. Ancient bus from the interwar period. Pile of garage doors but no garage. I don’t pretend to know why.

This reminds me, a local man built a bunker with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of equipment and food in preparation for Y2K apocalypse. When it didn’t materialise, he eventually died and my dad bought some old steel things at estate auction. We cannot for the life of us figure out what these things were for.

Some sort of rack? Too short for hanging meat. Made of steel. About 5 of them. It’s really been bugging us.

Shots are bristling with ionizing radiation

I’ve seen some gameshows

Strike up a conversation with a group of women

Alright, I’m out.

In the community we refer to it as “bottom”

Damn it I heard the theme song in my head

But instead of impaling you they just sort of… Squish up against you. It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t even feel bad. In fact, you’re starting to kinda like it…

Rocket artillery is surprisingly easy to make at home, if you have enough potassium nitrate and PVC pipe

Maybe it’s too shy to make the first move

What’s a Russian gunship doing here?!

My cat turns her nose up at french fries yet apparently many cats are obsessed with them.

My dream job? Well last night I dreamed I was a teenage magic hobo who traveled the highways on a flying cardboard sheet, hiding from the magic highway patrol in bushes and staying in flop houses with other magic hobos who I just met (I’m not making this up, that was my actual dream)

A cube of gold weighing 509kgs would only be about 30cm on a side.

Bruh

“Have u got ADHD?”