Dejected Warp Core

Oh, there’s no mystery about it. It’s a box, full of single-use hex keys, all of which are inexplicably the wrong size.

Protip: tape this to the bottom or back of whatever it is you’re assembling. Makes it super easy to tighten loose screws or disassembly for moving.

The real question is how in the hell did they pivot from douche to “all-purpose kitchen and bath cleaner.”

Had me in the first half.

Honestly, that’s a good sensory thing to have. Small sock wrinkles and tiny pebbles in your shoe turn into blisters on day-hikes. There are times to have grit and “tough it out” and this is not one of 'em.

Took me a second to realize that the loose threads weren’t just sloppy workmanship. :(

It’s all in the (fish)eye of the beholder.

As long as it’s their autocrat, yes.