Good god. Lemme guess, the propellant in that can are CFCs and they added lead to lubricate the spray since it kept clogging the nozzle. May as well add arsenic for flavor.

Which is amazing since pigeons are usually kinda shit at making nests:

Inexplicably, despite having the same parent company, a google (or any engine really) search is going to have far better results for finding videos on youtube. I swear they stopped improving the internal search capability back in 2010, when they could have just punted to google.com ages ago.

I especially like the little glimpses to the advertisement hellscape I’m avoiding when my adblock plugin fails to work (usually right before they need an update). I especially like how the ads are rocking some kind of premium low-latency CDN while the rest of youtube is served from a cluster of used xboxes, presumably co-located in an abandoned Radio Shack in suburban Alaska. Treat your users better, Google.

It also looks like it’s a Kei car. We don’t do smart things like that here.

U.S. military

Being between the ages of 18-25 doesn’t count! At that age, you can practically eat pizza for every meal and outrun the drawbacks with minimal exercise and no sleep.

I’m waiting for the next scandal to be around fudging battery monitoring and performance, just to pump the numbers up on the window sticker at sale.

I watched this happen with my Nissan once I figured out that the factory driving profile causes range estimates that only a hypermiler could achieve. Once I put a hundred miles of real-world driving data into it, I saw 20 miles vanish from the estimated range on a new battery. So, basically that, but worse.

EV’s are great! We save so much time and effort not having to cheat on emissions testing this way.

Yes. To be clear, all this makes them even stranger (and deeper in the closet?) than I previously knew.

All I know is that the thumbnail looks like a Portal map.

These ‘zipper merge’ vs ‘early merge’ arguments are really the worst. At the same time, the lack of consensus fully explains why merge zones like that are such a mess.

I doubt anyone is driving slow just to fuck with me. A stranger in another car. You know?

I’ll add to this that a lot of people are walking around with this fiction in their head about ‘good drivers’. In reality, driving is a skill and not everyone can be good at it. We really don’t want people like that driving fast, and maybe not as fast as everyone else at that.

So, I see someone driving slow and I honestly think “maybe this is the best they can do knowing that it would be dangerous to go faster, beyond what their reflexes can handle.”

One can only hope.

This has created a dilemma for many of them since they want mercenaries and servants to support them in their apocalypse bunkers, but don’t want to be at their mercy when suddenly the billionaire, himself, is no longer useful to the killers that he’s hired.

Robots. The answer here is AI and robots.

As long as it’s their autocrat, yes.

I’m tellin’ ya. It’s a gift.

I don’t know if it’s been studied, but anecdotally, I’ve known a few such “bug attractors.” As a software engineer, I am blessed that I know people that will turn my work into ashes in a matter of mere seconds - it’s amazing.

If you really do have a knack for making computer software fail, a viable career in QA awaits you.

/me ((Cries in Linux Nvidia driver upgrades.))

This is why I had a problem with “phonics” as a teaching philosophy.

You have “ph” sometimes teaming up to cosplay as a freaking “f”. And that’s one of the easier rules. It’s all broken from the get-go.

Fun fact: this also makes the boat move through the water faster.