My sister made guacamole and wanted me to test it. I asked how much garlic it has and she said she never puts garlic in it. I could only convince her to put a tiny bit in but I would’ve easily doubled it.
who puts garlic in guac? when i add garlic to anything it needs at least 3 cloves per clove but like the best guac is avocado, tomato, onion, salt, chili (usually anaheim) and a splash of lime
Nah, he’s a grumpy but kind libertarian (ACTUAL non-hypocrite libertarian who just wants to be left alone without hurting anyone and be self-sufficient, not the RL GOP kind) with three ex-wives all named Tammy and a significant fortune in gold buried somewhere.
Of the many things he is, a Karen is thoroughly not one.
oh fair enough – that gif makes him look a bit entitled, but I guess he’s a paying customer and is just asking to be served what he’s willing to pay for
Yeah, I can see how it could be interpreted that way out of context, but in context it’s a joke about how he has very old-fashioned breakfast habits, dialed up to 11 for increased hilarity 😁
“could you seat me next to the kitchen where i can smell the griddle” is something i’ve said and something i can see him saying, even though we are nothing alike. wait fuck i’m duke silver
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My sister made guacamole and wanted me to test it. I asked how much garlic it has and she said she never puts garlic in it. I could only convince her to put a tiny bit in but I would’ve easily doubled it.
who puts garlic in guac? when i add garlic to anything it needs at least 3 cloves per clove but like the best guac is avocado, tomato, onion, salt, chili (usually anaheim) and a splash of lime
Garlic in guacamole is good. Put lime juice over your raw garlic and let it sit and mellow out.
Yes, please. I’ll have them the same way Ron Swanson haves his eggs and bacon for breakfast:
never watched this show but seen plenty of clips. Isn’t he just a male Karen?
Nah, he’s a grumpy but kind libertarian (ACTUAL non-hypocrite libertarian who just wants to be left alone without hurting anyone and be self-sufficient, not the RL GOP kind) with three ex-wives all named Tammy and a significant fortune in gold buried somewhere.
Of the many things he is, a Karen is thoroughly not one.
oh fair enough – that gif makes him look a bit entitled, but I guess he’s a paying customer and is just asking to be served what he’s willing to pay for
Yeah, I can see how it could be interpreted that way out of context, but in context it’s a joke about how he has very old-fashioned breakfast habits, dialed up to 11 for increased hilarity 😁
“could you seat me next to the kitchen where i can smell the griddle” is something i’ve said and something i can see him saying, even though we are nothing alike. wait fuck i’m duke silver