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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I love fucking pasta

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I love fucking pasta

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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    I think I actually watched this

  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    I was at the brewery recently and one of the televisions was just on a playlist of this YouTube channel with some old Italian grandmas, chilling at home, making handmade pasta.

    Would love a Collab.

    • pendel@feddit.org
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      But would he find out which grandma‘s pasta is the best to fuck or would he find out which grandma making pasta is the best to fuck?

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        I think you’re actually describing a two part series

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    So what’s the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can’t wait!

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    Can someone brave enough please FINALLY post the eventual tier list he comes up with

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    samyang 3x spicy

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    Sounding with an uncooked spaghetti.

    I’ll leave that one oit there hanging.

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      no love for fusilli?

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      I prefer Tagliatelle

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      I dislike you for this post, but at least your username checks out.

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        I would laugh, but potato.

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    Post needs a link with NSFW tag (for accessibility).

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    5342

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    I think too many things are illegal. This is not one of those things.

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    He did canned beans too. I will not elaborate

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    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’ll be disappointed if Bush’s isn’t the most fuckable brand of bean.

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        Dammit. I ate some Bush’s beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong.

        • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
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          I think it’s very admirable that you took them out for dinner before giving them the ol’ what for.

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        Bean footage isn’t so beautiful now, is it?

        tosses beans a towel

        Clean yourself up. You’re a mess.

        • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
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          “You fucking disgust me.”

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        Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.

        • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
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          Play your cards right and you won’t need those beans tonight. ;)

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            Not now mom, I still have to try the pinto beans!

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        So you like some fur?

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      Not safe for Lemmy.

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    Burning Hole

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    Sauce?

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      Looks like it yeah

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        I hope he takes the best pasta and finds the best sauce next

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      r/196, This person (I forgot which gender they like to go by) was a frequent poster there and would post these videos and a lot of other nsfw adjacent ones a few years ago.

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      Pesto if you’re into the sloppy seconds nut.

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      Pomarolla

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    Spoiler Alert! It’s the alfredo primavera

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      What the fuck is an Alfredo?

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        Fancy Mac and cheese

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      Someone’s going to have to watch the video to confirm

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        I watched it back in the day.

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      I’m not sure if it’s true, but it does make all kinds of sense.

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        According to the video, it’s actually mac & cheese 🤤

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    No honey. I said “i fucking love pasta”. This is not a new kink you have to learn about. Just a misunderstanding

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      “So how much do you love noodles?”

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      I understood what you said. And I understood what I said.

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    Is this “if PornHub monetised and incentivised content creators like YouTube does”?

    Also: The pasta - cooked or raw? 🤡

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      al dente is the way to go when it comes to fucking pasta

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      Nobody’s fucking raw pasta, mate

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        i must be nobody then 😳

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        You know this is the internet right? Nothing is beyond the realms of possibility if money is involved. Did Jackass teach us nothing?

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          I guarantee fucking raw pasta is someone’s kink.

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        that doesn’t sound right to me

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        Look up “one man one jar” and then tell me how certain you are about that statement.

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        Gordon Ramsey approves

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      Well, he did slip on a rubber first.

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        so he cant impregnate the pasta.

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