That’s some prime shitcommenting, cheers

Right ≠ permission

I also do that with my roommate, along with “you must want my undoing” and “you want me to fail at everything in life”

iOS could also be Android, as far as you know

Rice grains is not the plural of rice grain.

Unless we are eating fish grains too.

1:1:1

Believe it or not… For me, it was an increase in productivity, this day at least

My favourite part is when the antagonist “not Solid” says: “haha Solid, you just activated my Metal Gear” and then proceeds to metal gear everyone… Or something, I didn’t play the game

What doesn’t kill you, will do it later

It’s like the difference between “sex” and “orgy”

Charlie! You look quite down

With your big sad eyes and your big sad frown

Life doesn’t have to be so blueeeee!

Put a banana in your ear

A banana in my ear?

Put the right banana right into your favourite ear

It’s true!

Says who?

A banana in your eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeaaar

This image has been circulating for many years, it’s definitely no AI. If you see AI artifacts it might have been upscaled.

What is a trap house?

You probably already have this built in your hands, btw.

See, if you close your hands and open your thumbs and indexes, the left hand makes an L, and the right hand makes not-an-L

My sister would.

She’s a surgeon btw

Neither are oils, that’s why you use soap to wash. People don’t become spicy for life after touching peppers

Yuck! If you went straight from eating to masturbating without even washing your hands, you deserve everything that’s coming.

Basically Hansel and Gretel

It’s because of the anal beads

My grandma was from a richer family (that lost everything before she married grandpa). Her phone number was <city code> 2.

That is because <city code> 1 was the phone number of the city hall, and no one else could afford a phone.