My favourite part is when the antagonist “not Solid” says: “haha Solid, you just activated my Metal Gear” and then proceeds to metal gear everyone… Or something, I didn’t play the game

What doesn’t kill you, will do it later

It’s like the difference between “sex” and “orgy”

Charlie! You look quite down

With your big sad eyes and your big sad frown

Life doesn’t have to be so blueeeee!

Put a banana in your ear

A banana in my ear?

Put the right banana right into your favourite ear

It’s true!

Says who?

A banana in your eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeaaar

This image has been circulating for many years, it’s definitely no AI. If you see AI artifacts it might have been upscaled.

What is a trap house?

You probably already have this built in your hands, btw.

See, if you close your hands and open your thumbs and indexes, the left hand makes an L, and the right hand makes not-an-L

My sister would.

She’s a surgeon btw

Neither are oils, that’s why you use soap to wash. People don’t become spicy for life after touching peppers

Yuck! If you went straight from eating to masturbating without even washing your hands, you deserve everything that’s coming.

Basically Hansel and Gretel

It’s because of the anal beads

My grandma was from a richer family (that lost everything before she married grandpa). Her phone number was <city code> 2.

That is because <city code> 1 was the phone number of the city hall, and no one else could afford a phone.

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I used to follow a dubbing YouTube channel. Every once in a while they did a video where they lashed out at stupid comments under their videos dubbin it over ztv news.

I don’t think I get it. Is the joke that he came so early you were still exchanging names? Those are oddly specific questions. Or are you like gathering details for a scam?

Things like this remind me of Terry Davis, who wrote a random words generator program and (due to schizophrenia) believed it was God speaking.

https://youtu.be/xWQg30P866A

Clear and wave are the only real glass bricks, the rest is mental illnesses

This is something out of Disco Elysium

He didn’t, I am saying it right now. I’m propagandating (propagating? Propaganding?) on behalf of my anti-statistics agenda. Calling it a capitalist tool of misinformation is a statement targeted to this audience. Calling for deportation of statisticians is to add graphicity and strength to my statement. The quotes make it look like someone’s quote.

You see, I’m trying to pick up this piece of advice for myself