Idk, man, depends on the bags, but I love getting the flesh purse dangled into my enamal-bladed bear trap sometimes

My boyfriend once got lock jaw while giving head to his ex. He got it out, but it was tight and it scratch up his dick pretty good from what I understand. Bf had to go to urgent care because his jaw was stuck mid blowjob for over an hour. They told the doc he had been eating a sandwich when it happened.

The funny part, though, is that they were hosting family for a weekend, and had snuck off for a mid day quickie when it happened lmao

First time I ever found out some guys couldn’t do that was wild. He was so fucking fascinated by my bobbling bell end it was wild lol

I personally don’t use twitter, and for what it’s worth, I also don’t really consider it a meme. I just meant that the twitter screenshots have been used as memes and in meme communities since around that time, per my own experiences

If we’re using a descriptive model of linguistics, then I’d say about 2012 or so

I bit. I asked for this.

I’ll bite, teach me, oh sounding guru

Iunno, even squishy seems like it would hurt a lot coming out of a hole that size. Like, would you use a soft silicone sounding rod the size of a bowling pen? Hell, even the size of a sharpie if you haven’t worked up to the size?

That said, with a billion dollars I’d have senator buyin’ money… Hmm…

How painful is the cumming of the giant sperm? That’s the size of a baby. If it’s not super painful I might take this deal, tbh…

I can!

Pigs scream their little lungs out when you lift them even a millimeter off the ground

I have no idea, and I wouldn’t want to specul(um)ate.

A friend and I were on a phone call and discovered the meaning to life. Absolute, certain, irrefutable meaning of life. There was no questioning it, no misunderstanding it.

It is gone. Neither of us can remember it. All we can remember is that the conversation started by me describing the “cloacal kiss,” the mating method of chickens.

Neither of us were high or drunk or (above normal) sleep deprived.

Good to know my phoboas are rooted in ancient fears

This would fully work on me. Especially if he replaced the drink, because obviously I’m not drinking that lol

In that case, I think you did a good job. Though I’d probably have place Ike higher. He looks like he has a soul to me. A weird one. Like a soul that buys used undies from vending machines lol

Really depends. The title says it’s by how much it looks like they have a soul behind them eyes. W looks like he’s got one. And that’s what made him as dangerous as he was. “I wanna have a beer with the man!”

Go have a fucking beer with him, then, but don’t give him access to the fucking oval Office!

Apparently I’ve been 20 years ahead of the curve. I didn’t call it bed rotting (ew) I called it “fucking depressed leave me alone”

I get both, and I don’t even have the necessary equipment

Well said! And yeah, I was a little heavy handed calling the dispossessed theory. However:

Do the hungry care more about who you feed them

The rich!