Bath salts. It’s a girl thing.

Hay! We use the same shampoo! Although I prefer the blue cheese.

We should really stop with the CornHub memes the whole thing is a scam to rise the price of the cornhub.com domain, it is currently sitting at $450,000.00

D’am son!

(The missing letter in D’am is “r” this joke is now funnier because I explained it )

You must die in honorable combat you will freeze for an eternity inHelheim

Of course it does most people are just too afraid to look.

Sure… But do you use it?

Fattest, loneliest, smelliest, basement livingest mofo this world has ever seen:

Struts up.

Squeezes right between.

Forces them to the adjacent urinals.

Adjusts glasses taped together.

Clears voice through braces that should have been removed years ago.

In an authoritative weezy voice.

I use LFS by the way.

That was a fun fact, I wish I had as much time to read.

Just wait until he turns it to wine.

I think it would be misconstrued but in a good way like a get well soon card.

Wait, Wait, WAIT JUST ONE GOD DAMN MINUTE!!! Why the FUCK IS Make a wish here?!?

Hay! I did it to others as well.

Can't I be anti-other-selves?

Instead of saying:
                
I was wrong.    |   Fuck you.
                |
I'm Sorry.      |   Fuck you.
                |
People should   |
Control the     |   Fuck you.
Government.     |
                |
Thank you.      |   Fuck you.
                |
I'm not funny.  |   Fuck you.

Aren’t you supposed to put a tiny bar over Japanese p(|)rn?

Sorry by the way I have not used Debian in many years, it has gone by the wayside, I now use a different unnamed Operating System by the way.

sudo apt-get Gud.

Y’all need to install Arch, you learn all the basics pretty much instantly… That or drown when you can’t install the boot loader.

Ohio, skibidy, Gyatt, rizzler.

Best buy gets it, it’s just a meme for the Internet to pick up on, also they sell Land Line Telephones