It’s brand new, I’m reading directly from the instructions, if it only takes 30min to change they should say that and it’s not by design. It’s a CP1500PFCLCD

Meanwhile my UPS taks 8 hours to charge and lasts 8 minutes.

This problem only works if the user has insurance, and obviously he shouldn’t have that because it could be profit, the obvious answer is to jump on the track to get that profit back to the corporations.

No, but if this was the Fat guy version I would push him on the track

That is actually rather profound and wise.

That would actually have useful information on it though.

Will you be my Valentine?

I think I know what your dog wants for Christmas.

I’m enough of a man to eat straight out of the Can at any time of the day but please don’t make me eat spam.

that’s like a wildly held believe, people believe the fruit in the Bible was Sex and eat is a metaphor like indulge or you shouldn’t indulge in the fruits of the flesh.

Not when talking about your own grandma you can’t.

Oh, we’re going the same place? Can I hitch a ride?

Damn, police get a warrant for the price of a beer these days.

That is true but she is not Frankenstein’s monster Frankenstein Jr she is Frankenstein the monster father of Frankenstein.

Frankenstein although you wouldn’t be Frankensteins monster in this case you would just be Frankenstein who is a monster so you would be Frankenstein monster just not Frankensteins monster, all clear?

But we’re already starting to reach Ethernet Caps couldn’t we just say networking < 1gbps so we don’t end up with a bunch of phone Jacks nobody wants?

Ethernet is good Internet to you because the alternative is WiFi.

Ethernet is bad Internet to me because the alternative is DWDM 800G per wavelength

We’re all the same.

Ahhh, ain’t he just the cutest little thing.

We actually did, they very seldom got off the ground, just enough to force you to put a cage on top and get into trees when you need to catch them but besides that they stay on the ground

They can but they don’t, so maybe you should watch your mouth.