I think I know what your dog wants for Christmas.

I’m enough of a man to eat straight out of the Can at any time of the day but please don’t make me eat spam.

that’s like a wildly held believe, people believe the fruit in the Bible was Sex and eat is a metaphor like indulge or you shouldn’t indulge in the fruits of the flesh.

Not when talking about your own grandma you can’t.

Oh, we’re going the same place? Can I hitch a ride?

Damn, police get a warrant for the price of a beer these days.

That is true but she is not Frankenstein’s monster Frankenstein Jr she is Frankenstein the monster father of Frankenstein.

Frankenstein although you wouldn’t be Frankensteins monster in this case you would just be Frankenstein who is a monster so you would be Frankenstein monster just not Frankensteins monster, all clear?

But we’re already starting to reach Ethernet Caps couldn’t we just say networking < 1gbps so we don’t end up with a bunch of phone Jacks nobody wants?

Ethernet is good Internet to you because the alternative is WiFi.

Ethernet is bad Internet to me because the alternative is DWDM 800G per wavelength

We’re all the same.

Ahhh, ain’t he just the cutest little thing.

We actually did, they very seldom got off the ground, just enough to force you to put a cage on top and get into trees when you need to catch them but besides that they stay on the ground

They can but they don’t, so maybe you should watch your mouth.

Dude, don’t use *that emoji, all I can think of when I see that is this:

*EDIT

I was literate right up until I read that comment then my survival instinct kicked in and my mind evacuated the very concept of reading faster than my bowels evacuated the fish that was left out on the counter for a week now I only wish I knew why my fingers keep mashing this glowing rectangle.

Gets my seal of approval.

Lumber Jack?

Only one way to find out and you don’t need anything to test it.

Hoboken.

Damn, that’s cool.