I’ve seen a gif of this and it’s funny how India just floats its way to China.

Decriminalized doesn’t mean legal.

So uh, why?

Unconceivable.

Enhance.

“Fucking hell mate that was bloody exhausting, oh wait.”

Corrected thanks.

Two ply 70¢ / (330/2) = 0.42 ¢

Three ply 120¢ / 300 = 0.4 ¢

Basically the same.

I didn’t see beans until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but gassy.

Oh shit this is real lol.

I’m still confused about what they are. A toy dinosaur and horse?

Logical response. Won’t be upvoted by many.

Packaging for smaller cans is more than packaging for a big bottle.

Big bottle is for parties. Which OP may or may not have, hard to tell.

They turned windows 10 into a subscription.

Except it sets a precedent that they can steal your food.

11/9 was an inside confusing job.

Nothing.

A Nikkei analysis of financial footnotes at Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, and Oracle found $1.65 trillion in off-balance-sheet obligations tied to AI infrastructure — binding, must-pay commitments parked in the fine print.

…a company creates or partners with a separate legal entity — a special-purpose vehicle (SPV) — that borrows the money and owns the assets. The tech company signs long-term leases or capacity contracts but doesn’t record the SPV’s debt on its own books.

Put the two sentences together. Then realize it’s also a joke.