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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago

I gotcha, boss

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I gotcha, boss

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago
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        Have you ever been confused for a man?

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          No, have you?

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            boisterous laughter from all the guys

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          Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.

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      He father was a decorated Martian War vet, who everyone knows and is regarded for some reason as one of the most important people history.

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      Shit I thought it was Christy Mack

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    For anybody wondering:

    Yes and Christie Mack.

    Not so funfact: i believe her boyfriend was the guy who punched himself over tcp/ip. Not fun because he punched her too on a different occasion.

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      No

      He called himself “war machine” and was the exact type of loser that you imagine he is.

      She broke up with him because of his violence, she started dating, the guy got in het house, best up het date and then beat her to an inch of her life. Had she not escaped, she would have been dead

      Friend of mine is a friend of her and he testified in her court case against that human shit stain, so I had some more interest in it

      Most people have the weird “she is a porn actress so she had it coming” thing, i just think that violence is never okay, no matter who the victim is.

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      Great true crime episode about mentioned boyfriend ‘warmachine’ https://youtu.be/j3PLLOreTLY

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      Yeah, he punched her. Among other things.

      Mack began a relationship with mixed martial artist War Machine (born Jonathan Koppenhaver) in 2013. She says Koppenhaver became physically abusive toward her a few months later. The relationship ended sometime before August 2014, when Mack and her then-boyfriend Corey Thomas were assaulted by Koppenhaver in her Las Vegas home. Mack sustained eighteen broken bones, a broken nose, missing teeth, a fractured rib, a ruptured liver, and a thigh bruise that made her unable to walk for a week. Mack says Koppenhaver also attempted to rape her at knifepoint, but was unable to maintain an erection. Koppenhaver was later found guilty of sexual assault and kidnapping and sentenced to life in prison with a possibility of parole after thirty-six years.

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        Fighting sports and CTE addled domestic abusers, name a more iconic combo.

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          Cops and small town racism

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            Cops and big city racism

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        I remember that. At the time, I was dating a girl who was a bit obsessed with Christy Mack, so she was pretty shook up. Of course, I responded “Some guy Called War Machine is a massive asshole? I am SHOCKED.” Apparently that was not the right answer.

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      How did he punch himself over the internet? I can only imagine a boxing glove with an API.

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        Yeah, I’m confused as well

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      Wait what… punched himself over tcp/ip? Like… because of?

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        I too am so confused what tcp/ip has to do with this

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        Over as in above. He suspended himself from the ceiling à la Mission Impossible, hovered over a desk with tcp/ip on it, and punched himself.

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          How do you put TCP/IP on a desk? Not the words or the letters, like what that actually stands for.

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            Lmao I tried searching what else tcp/ip could mean. I gave up after the 5th page of search results. Even ddg’s ai couldn’t come up with an answer.

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    Read that as Barbie, still checks out

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    I love this cut

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