nice, sloppy seconds

Nah, fuck that. The only difference is that older conservatives hid their bigotry better. They were smarter. But they were no less manipulative or oppressive. They voted and cheered for people who flooded poor neighbourhoods with drugs to create their war on drugs, so they could target blacks and hippies, drastically increased the gap between rich and poor, have supreme court justices appointed over 3 decades ago that still wreak havoc on human rights today.

Edit: some*** older conservatives

It’s the only kind I have

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woah, we got a situation over here

sigh I’ll never master the art of horny memes, this is artisanal

if there’s no risk of pregnancy there’s no risk of attachment

How I’ve managed to only date women that are serious about birth control I think is the universe protecting me from myself

To the people who feel personally attacked, may I recommend garter belts for your socks

it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?

“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”

“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”

That’s why I always shout “first to cum doesn’t have to clean up the mess”

I win every time 😎

I mean it is technically correct

me giving relationship advice currently

a boon for some, a bane to others

who can stare at a vagina at a moment like this

his dogs are FULL out and you’re looking at his weird vagina

Horny in a twisted way

got a two-fer, eh?

i enjoy the cropping on this meme

I have to go for the clippers and do a fade or else it just looks like Snuffleupagus dunked his head into a bucket of nair

NOTALITY