five dozen, no less

its for when you live-stream. you gotta be ready to switch cams at the right moment. its not a cuck vid unless you get that magical hairy-butthole closeup on the clean-shaven balls twitching. i mean imagine fucking that up, itd be so embarrassing

haha yeah haha how big was it ಠ_ಠ

visit them in full furry regalia

i dont think anyone forgot. like someone flooding my basement is on my shit list too, im just preoccupied with the other guy shooting holes through my roof

road rage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

barking noises

Thanks, this makes me want to pogo with a shotgun up my ass and my tootsies on the trigger

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those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

babe, take out the dentures, i feel like clowning around

I’m not hearing anything about the hats so I’m gonna mark it off as plausible

m’birdy

this is the funniest way I’ve been called old

yes

my comment about fucking the wife was really funny, do you agree that it also being deleted is a loss for all of lemmy

I think you should fuck the wife to make a point

cookie monster learn that sometimes cookie bad

STOP TRYING TO OUTSHINE US, T.O.

• a Montrealer, where bars were open until 3AM for the longest time

You need to add 500 surveillance devices at the end of the top segment, and 498 at the end of the bottom segment