This happens to me regularly, I just kinda kick it out of my shorts between coughs

He was very cat-like, to be fair

I don’t know if the question should be the absence of, but which would you attribute beautiful and which underwhelming. Would you prefer an underwhelming penis with beautiful balls, or a beautiful penis with underwhelming balls?

If you stay seated it’s just your legs that get aerosolized and that’s even easier to wash

what is gen alpha on

what are the cool hip kids memeing

I won’t get it but tell me like I would. Make me feel young again

I knew it

I daren’t question doja cat’s choices

have you never beheld a sweet, buttered cob

yeah pretty much the same reaction everyone had

I thought the problem is that the amount of dog bites don’t go down when you ban breeds - it just changes to another?

All the studies I’ve seen suggest strong licensing over all dogs, regardless of breed, is the most effective at reducing dog bite injuries and fatalities

That said I’m not great at extrapolating data so if someone can point out anything I’ve missed in that, I’d greatly appreciate it.

https://www.dogbitestudies.org/

Somewhat phallic object looking like it’s about to enter some sort of cavity

I see it now, but I do think you’re both high and a pervert

Nothing wrong with either, I just don’t think the format or the drugs served your meme well. Keep glistening on, you crazy chicken

Let me tell you about the worst pair of titties I ever saw; they were awesome

God the age of this is older than some Lemmy users and it’s no less funny

“Guys, I gotta take a HUGE shit. Also, I might be a while because I’ll be furiously masturbating.”

bless his coming and his going

Your tone indicates anger, but your subject matter indicates something fun

I mean did you even hear all the things she said?

I can’t do that, but I’ll put on a little red had and dance around