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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours ago

Dubba bubba

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Dubba bubba

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours ago
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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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    All the pieces are falling into place

    • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world
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      51 minutes ago

      • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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        This, except out of his Cheney.

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    sometimes a cigar is just bill clinton

  • Xella@lemmy.world
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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      This x1

      • optissima@lemmy.world
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        This ×0.1

        • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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          16 hours ago

          HA.

          I Think I did the math right

          • Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Actually, since that’s 10% and the number of "HA"s is 80, that would be HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

          • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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            0.18 HAs

          • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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            No, it’s: ‾

  • shittydwarf@piefed.social
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    I don’t know which one I want it to be more

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      “Technically it’s not bestiality if only the horse got off.” -MAGA probably

      • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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        If the horse legitimately doesn’t want it, the horse’s body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        But, then MAGA would judge trump as a beta cuck, who engages in sexual activities but isn’t allowed to get off.

        Hey, I don’t make the rules. I barely understand them. These are their rules, but no matter how you slice it, they’ll have to move the goalposts to justify sleeping with a horse.

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      Probably Bill. Trump sucking off a horse wouldn’t hit MAGA as hard as “being gay” I think. Most MAGA have probably had similar experiences with farm animals

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        Queue in MAGA going on the defensive saying who doesn’t want to give their homies a blowjob

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          OMG, if we end up with magas advocating for brojobs I’ll be sooooooo happy.

        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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          And then doing it on a live stream to show how it’s completely normal.

          • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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            didn’t a alr right nazi shoved a dildo up his arse on live stream to “own the libs”?

            yhea, it happened

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              what even the fuck is this timeline

              • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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                Nice job, particle physicists. You happy?

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              Yep, that was what I was referring to. I’d be okay with them sucking each other off to show how normal it is for Trump to do. If they want to deep throat a horse on show as well, so be it. As long as the horse is okay.

              • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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                i’m sure they can find an appropriate dildo such that we wouldn’t be abusing a horse

                • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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                  I have the feeling it will be a bad dragon.

        • curbstickle@anarchist.nexus
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          Cue, BTW.

          Queue is for making a line, cue is the signal for them to say their lines.

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          “homies blow homies” might be a step far for me.

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            Hope one get you get real homies who help each other.

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      Por que no los dos?

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    Ali G was a prophet

  • ilillilillilillililli@lemmy.world
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    Is this bet on Polymarket yet?

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      I don’t know, but I know one person who IS on the poly market, if you catch my drift.

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    black mirror was ahead of its time.

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    Mr (small) Hands

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      Imagine how big they made the horse’s dick look!

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    Wait is this true??? Because last I heard there was something specific in the emails that said basically “no, not bill”

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      Mark Esptein said it isn’t Clinton but didn’t say who or what “Bubba” is.

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        The whole thing is probably a joke about how if Trump went to prison (they were talking about the movie “Get Hard”) he’d end up blowing “Bubba” (which was a common joke name for a big scary convict who rapes other convicts) and Putin would end up with photos of such an occurrence (because Putin’s Russia collects blackmail material). But I’m happy to see MAGA freak out over the Bill Clinton thing! 😆

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          How much did you get paid to say this? Was it Bill or was it a horse?

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            LOL, as if. You’ll be pleased to hear I’m still broke as hell.

            As much as I’d love to believe the horse/Clinton assumption is true, I just can’t convince myself that Trump has ever given oral to anybody.

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              Yeah, he’s not, like, a giver in that way lol

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                Exactly. I mean, I do believe he’d take a shot to the mouth, but I don’t believe he’d work for it.

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                  This mental image you’ve imposed on me is so very unacceptable

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              Someone clearly hasn’t seen the video of him interacting with Guliani in drag. Dude loves musicals, was a TV star for years, and his most notable personality trait is being a catty bitch. There’s 1,000% a world where that zesty ass MF did that shit

              There is of course also an extremely boring world where that email was just Epstein’s brother making a joke because Trump and Clinton used to be close and that’s all it is. This is the Least Funny Timeline and I hope we don’t live here.

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                I genuinely hope you’re right! But I’ve had my heart broken too many times already 💔 .

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    Why not both!?

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      That’s the spirit!

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    This generation’s Enumclaw incident.

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      Enumclaw

      isn’t that where that lady on disability won the telephone pole juggling contest

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        It’s this generation’s city in King County, Washington:

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        No it’s where Mr hands got penetrated by a horse and died.

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    AI slop.

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      AI sloppy toppy

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