Look at how he dances. Clearly both at the same time.

It’s where they research calcium.

Yoink!

The not subtle look at the camera to see if she’s doing the impression well…

That signature “sucked by an industrial vacuum” look on the lips.

Oh yeah, works like a charm.

I’ve been pronouncing naked as baked for a while now. Thankfully it doesn’t come up in conversation as often.

Gotcha. I wish more languages were like German in their adherence to letter-phoneme pairing.

My mother tongue very rarely completely mutes the sound of letters. More often, they are just deadened. So I can’t help but pronounce a little bit of G at the beginning of those words.

Wait wait wait… How are baked and naked supposed to be pronounced?

Funny you mention Germanic languages, given how deterministic German itself is on pronunciation of letters.

Some vulvas are pretty. Most aren’t. Some do smell weird, I imagine most will in the right wrong set of conditions. I like going down on them, but it isn’t because of their beauty.

Oh, you weren’t joking.

I don’t think that’s for the suspension…

We’ll never have this county back by relying on the Democrats.

“Fool of a Tûk! Throw yourself next time and free us from your stupidity!”

Blunt ✅
Constructive (offered an alternative) ✅

I travel the world in search of cheese

Sweet dreams are made of cheese…

Biscuits come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown

They can read??