We’ll never have this county back by relying on the Democrats.

“Fool of a Tûk! Throw yourself next time and free us from your stupidity!”

Blunt ✅
Constructive (offered an alternative) ✅

I travel the world in search of cheese

Sweet dreams are made of cheese…

Biscuits come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown

They can read??

Ow my back. Is my hair thinning? Why can’t I get a good night’s sleep? Oh look, a sale on wall stain removers!

Didn’t linkify the link.

Send more, it’ll speed up the wank.

No, the fascists are on the right, doofus!

Let the motherfucker burn! Burn motherfucker!

POSIX shell sucks ass. Just because there are many worse options doesn’t make it any better.

Christians and Muslims are just jews 2.0 and 2.5.

Not on the company managed installs. They only allow a couple of plugins. Not that my colleagues would know what they’re missing.

I see it all the time at work: all the boomers rawdogging the web on Edge, like the company IT department intended.

Available and in active development. You can still use GNOME on mint, BTW.

Same here, except I switched to Mint a couple years ago. You won’t be disappointed. And if you’re sanguine about waiting until you get a new machine, just go with LMDE.

Nice gams, Furby.

It was true at the time the song was recorded though.

The killing herb.