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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago
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    I don’t know which one I want it to be more

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      “Technically it’s not bestiality if only the horse got off.” -MAGA probably

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        If the horse legitimately doesn’t want it, the horse’s body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

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        But, then MAGA would judge trump as a beta cuck, who engages in sexual activities but isn’t allowed to get off.

        Hey, I don’t make the rules. I barely understand them. These are their rules, but no matter how you slice it, they’ll have to move the goalposts to justify sleeping with a horse.

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      Probably Bill. Trump sucking off a horse wouldn’t hit MAGA as hard as “being gay” I think. Most MAGA have probably had similar experiences with farm animals

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        Queue in MAGA going on the defensive saying who doesn’t want to give their homies a blowjob

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          OMG, if we end up with magas advocating for brojobs I’ll be sooooooo happy.

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          And then doing it on a live stream to show how it’s completely normal.

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            didn’t a alr right nazi shoved a dildo up his arse on live stream to “own the libs”?

            yhea, it happened

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              Co-founder of Vice, ladies and gentlemen. It was on the cards.

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              what even the fuck is this timeline

              • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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                Nice job, particle physicists. You happy?

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              Yep, that was what I was referring to. I’d be okay with them sucking each other off to show how normal it is for Trump to do. If they want to deep throat a horse on show as well, so be it. As long as the horse is okay.

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                i’m sure they can find an appropriate dildo such that we wouldn’t be abusing a horse

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                  I have the feeling it will be a bad dragon.

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          Cue, BTW.

          Queue is for making a line, cue is the signal for them to say their lines.

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          “homies blow homies” might be a step far for me.

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            Hope one get you get real homies who help each other.

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      Por que no los dos?

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