

Dude looks like a fucking corpse


Dude looks like a fucking corpse
I mean. Apparently you can grt twin hookers.
I havent but. Um.
Yes. Yes it is.
I thought incest porn was illegal


I hate the stigma around sex work.
I also hate the whole parasocial aspect of onlyfans and the like.
But.
“Hey honey, how’s work going?”
“Oh its alright. I got some pretty good traction in my last video. I swallowed a foot long dildo while i stretched out my ass with anhuge butt plug. I had no idea my ass could take so much”
sniff “im so proud of you honey”
Thereisnocowlevel


lol it’s an old meme.


How can you say you love her if you won’t even eat her poop?
A former partner of mine told me that none of the high end bdsm type shit holds to a candle to how mercilessly cruel the shit you can get at the dollar store for a few bucks is. And they were right
Oh sure, when a Lego set break you can just “put it back together” and people can just “keep building themselves” but when I try and make a Death Star out of a family of four I’m “guilty of a quadruple murder” and “evil”.
If you can’t reduce four sentient human beings of various ages to their component parts and attempt to make a Death Star out of their parts in a crowded public place then what’s the point? Of art, of life, of STAR WARS!
Kidding aside I fucking love Terry crews tho. I wish we had more people like him on earth.


It rarely is.


What you’re describing isn’t spyware though.
I’m not dying on this hill because at a point it would just be quibbling over semantics. Your point isn’t wrong - I know there are options built into OSes that can be used to monitor user behaviour - but this isn’t spyware in the same way backdooring shit into android would be
No argument that the end result is pretty similar - but one requires exploits to get some shit on the phone. The other is innate to the OS.


The stuff you say about android checks out and makes sense but the iPhone part doesn’t.
Why the fuck should anyone show celebrities any respect?
OH NO, how could I ever have an opinion on something if it isn’t shared by others, oh, my fragile ego, IT BURNS!!!
See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn’t be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It’s that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.
She said, “Krooklochurm, you’re an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face.”
So I said, “Well, if you’re so adamant, get in the tub and I’ll piss in your mouth, and let’s see if it’s as easy as you claim.”
So she said, “All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards.”
Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.
My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.
What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That’s what.
The woman who is sexually attracted to other women.
Windows privileges are fucking insane
If you didn’t open the file you’re probably good. Or you were compromised before it downloaded.
Either way, upload the file to virustotal.com to get more info on it