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  • I hate the stigma around sex work.

    I also hate the whole parasocial aspect of onlyfans and the like.

    But.

    “Hey honey, how’s work going?”

    “Oh its alright. I got some pretty good traction in my last video. I swallowed a foot long dildo while i stretched out my ass with anhuge butt plug. I had no idea my ass could take so much”

    sniff “im so proud of you honey”







  • Oh sure, when a Lego set break you can just “put it back together” and people can just “keep building themselves” but when I try and make a Death Star out of a family of four I’m “guilty of a quadruple murder” and “evil”.

    If you can’t reduce four sentient human beings of various ages to their component parts and attempt to make a Death Star out of their parts in a crowded public place then what’s the point? Of art, of life, of STAR WARS!

    Kidding aside I fucking love Terry crews tho. I wish we had more people like him on earth.







  • krooklochurm@lemmy.catoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldhow time flows
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    7 days ago

    See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn’t be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It’s that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.

    She said, “Krooklochurm, you’re an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face.”

    So I said, “Well, if you’re so adamant, get in the tub and I’ll piss in your mouth, and let’s see if it’s as easy as you claim.”

    So she said, “All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards.”

    Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.

    My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.

    What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That’s what.