Partake, my children, surely 30-40 Olives is an excellent dinner, and I surely do not have a vested interest in women’s jeans!
Yes YES, partake! I have no investment in denim, EAT THE OLIVES, NOW
Good to know which users are funded by big olive.
Yo shut the FUCK up. Just eat da olive.
Add some London dry gin and you got yourself a deal.
The worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔
You’ve heard of jumbo olives though right?
What is this black magic you speak of
Imagine a normal olive, but big.
Imagining my dick
Imagining my dick, but big
Check pants.I’ve conducted some research into this subject and came to the conclusion that it is a hoax.
15-20 jumbo sized olives = 30-40 regular size olives. Adjust your intake accordingly.
no
Behold! The olive spork…
Waaa! Where do I find one?
What a must have!
Wouldn’t it feel strange having to tip a spoon over 90 degrees to eat a single olive? Mechanically unsound.
Tip the spoon? Have you never applied suction to ingest food?
n… yes?
The devil spoon!
Yeah, why’d they make the drainage slots so pareidolia?
I don’t buy green olives or macadamia nuts anymore.
If I have a whole jar of green olives, I eat a whole jar of green olives, one after the other. Same for the nuts.
You have not yet found a large enough jar.
Costco sells a half-gallon tub of Kalmata olives for 17 dollars.
Did I stutter?
This has some 4chan green text food horror story vibes.
You can also try two beers. Just two beers.
Derek!
“This just in olives have been recalled due to contamination, what’s being recalled next?! Stay tuned to find out!” - the news in America
The only vegetable that hasn’t been recalled is Mitch McConnell.
You win the internet for today
I’ll be here all week, try the buffet.
Mmm heartburn
My best friend literally did this last week. I sent her the meme. She has no regrets.
(But she also has POTS, so salt is a good thing for her!)
Is olives the new beans?
rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(
I am indeed off work late tonight and a super early morning tomorrow morning, and I am indeed very hungry and have zero energy to cook. I also have a large jar of olives that haven’t been opened yet. Hmm. This seems like a great idea. Thanks OP!
Please report back on your lack of regret.
not op. I regret nothing!
this sounds like an advertisement from ants in my eyes johnson
No regrets? Unless you find the jar at the back of the fridge and it was opened six months ago.
Nothing truly expires, if you are brave enough.
And?
Spending the night on the porcelain throne with terrible stomach pain, ejecting horrifying fluids.
And?
