This has some 4chan green text food horror story vibes.
You can also try two beers. Just two beers.
Is olives the new beans?
rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(
I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often
You drink olive oil?
It keeps the tubes smooooth
Classic tweet:
Smooooth!
Replace with baby dill pickles/gherkins :3
this sounds like an advertisement from ants in my eyes johnson
Wait, how many olives have you got in there?
None now.
4:38 am: There is another…
No regrets? Unless you find the jar at the back of the fridge and it was opened six months ago.
Nothing truly expires, if you are brave enough.
And?
Spending the night on the porcelain throne with terrible stomach pain, ejecting horrifying fluids.
And?
Until you wake up incredibly thirsty in the middle of the night
That’s why they include free brine in the jar.
Partake, my children, surely 30-40 Olives is an excellent dinner, and I surely do not have a vested interest in women’s jeans!
Yes YES, partake! I have no investment in denim, EAT THE OLIVES, NOW
There is only 1 food in this world that i cannot stand…
surströmming?
Surströmming is not a food, it’s a controlled substance under Schedule 1 of the Chemical Weapons Convention.
Balut?
Id actually rather that
Haggish?
Id actually rather that
Haggish
That’s either the knockoff version of haggis (because it’s hagg-ish) or Sean Connery saying it.
Maybe it’s haggis with weed?
There is a couple but olives are certainly way up there!
Can’t stand black olives. Green olives are pretty good tho. The garlic stuffed ones slap
Every once in a while I read a comment that is exactly something I have said and today this is it. Everyone I know loves flavorless little black olives and I just love green (especially garlic stuffed) olives.
But what if you ate 30 to 40 of them? Might change your mind…
Eewww id rather eat an olive
Mmm heartburn
Aw shit, I ate 50 olives.
Best of luck. Hope you have one of these.
Do olives make you poo? Ive eaten a lot of them before and not noticed issues
Most foods make you poo, I think
Got me lol
Of course, how else would I rinse my olives?
If you ate 50 of those kind of olives, you’ll definitely want an STI check, maybe a lawyer too.
You poo’er levels are now over 9000!
You have exceeded the required quantity of olives. Now you will regret.
> with your fingers
Bruh why do we even have chopsticks?
Miniature lightsaber battles
