Thank goodness for that basement.

Darn it. I’m leaving it

I wonder who’s birthday?!

Can’t have sex with it either.

I would watch that.

Passing the controller around the room playing God of War 3 on Wednesday nights.

I always go six minutes. Fight me.

That’s probably 2% of their holiday bonus!

I’m here for the same reasons. I’m still figuring it out. So far so good though.

But that bumper sticker…

BAM! Herpes