JFC RTFM

Obviously. His hat is the wrong color.

Recent US election results don’t contradict the assertion.

Oof. Way to embody your slur of choice.

The “in matters of taste” line is misinformation started in the last decade online by people who repeat things without looking up if they’re true or not.

Your contributions are greatly appreciated, so keep yapping!

He’s everyone’s favorite stupid commie, thank you very much.

You’re also not stupid at all. I often wonder if you’re actually four people. If you’re not, props for being that good.

Someone really hates Barney.

That worm really changes the meaning of “fuck the earth”.

If you’re old as shit, then I’m older than shit, but I’m not old so you’re not old either.

More like ArseTechnica, eh?

Almost any large capitalist company, especially those that are publicly traded, will devour its own in the name of higher Q3 profits.

My friend bought what he thought was 16GB ddr5 for $50, but turned out to be 10 sets for $500. Now they’re selling for about $250 each. Everything is insane!

I’d rather cut Sam Altman’s hands off and use them to beat him to death while screaming “stop hitting yourself, Sam! Stop hitting yourself!”

My dad can beat off your dad.

Wild NECKBEARD appeared!

Go! OBVIOUS JOKE!

Enemy NECKBEARD used PEDANTRY!

It’s not very effective …

OBVIOUS JOKE used HUMOR!

Enemy NECKBEARD fainted!

If he was cremated, he’s black now.

In their defense, we all try hard to forget that iteration.

I still can’t grasp that Microsoft, a $3.6 trillion company, developed a new settings interface but failed to migrate all settings to it, forcing users to use both. Even I know that’s day one UX shite and I’m quite stupid.