So hey there; is that an onion in your pants, or are you happy to see me?
So hey there; is that an onion in your pants, or are you happy to see me?
Just had to spend over $10k on a new air conditioner in the 90F degree heat.
Because gays, duh.
Putting in a plug for the Indyx app. You photo all your individual wardrobe pieces and use the app to make new outfits of them. I’ve found it helpful and fun.
If the cat has the self-control to not touch the chicken, we can trust it with the nuclear codes.
Only 77? Dude’s young enough to serve two terms as president.
Someone alert Alex Horne
As usual, you have to be born with certain good looks.
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My guess is it’s going to turn back into a pumpkin with her inside.
When I die, I want my ashes to be scattered over the people I didn’t like.
I have no problem mouthing off to assholes - as long as I’m prepared. When it comes out of nowhere, my brain stalls up.
How do you wash fascism off your lips?
Emo Musk
First time I saw this picture, I didn’t know the context and assumed it was from a sketch comedy show.
Yep