Oh, no, I’m from Utica.

I make a mode dish, by which I mean I perfectly replicate a McDonald’s hamburger.

What is this fucking world 🍆💦ing to?

Sheesh, OP, watch your filthy fucking language.

Dude, that thing could be mistaken for my pinkie or for his erect penis.

In an interview with Reuters, AFT President Randi Weingarten said that the site had already been degraded by extremists and trolls since Elon Musk’s 2022 takeover, before which the platform was known as Twitter. But the recent proliferation of nonconsensual images of women and children in bikinis or underwear generated by X’s artificial intelligence chatbot, Grok, had made the site unusable, she said.

And here’s your “you helped enable this; don’t expect a pat on the back” trophy.

I mean it’s one banana, Michael.

To elaborate on what’s already common knowledge, feeding bread to birds is a fucking terrible idea in every way. Nobody wins except potentially some algae that gets some new kids, a mold that gets a lovely new home in a respiratory tract, or a fox that gets easy prey unable to fly.

No, no, you can clearly see “PETA” inscribed on his pants, and he’s here to tell Elmo about the animal abuse in his glass and his bread.

Some do, some don’t. Within the PCSX2 project, a lot of members like to call RetroAchievements “RCheevos” (in large part, admittedly, because “RA” could be confused for “RetroArch”). Personally I think it sounds kind of dumb and prefer to just say “achievement”.

Thankfully I’d have to install Edge first for this to happen.

… You don’t have that choice? Oh, oh, you said uninstall??

“Imagine calling yourselves the ‘master race’ but forgetting to secure your own website — maybe try mastering to host WordPress before world domination,” Root wrote.

Fucking gold.

The AI slop version is kind of cursed given the first of a shrimp’s five pairs of legs is a set of chelipeds – namely legs bearing (smol) claws like in crabs, lobsters, etc.

TL;DR it’s wearing jeans over its arms.

> Only three pairs of pants

Someone is not a real shrimp fan. Should be four. (Chelipeds obviously aren’t covered.)

You don’t have to pay more than the 45 € beginner pack

That’s an absolutely obscene ask for an eight-year-old game with no prospects of being finished in the foreseeable future – let alone that it has macrotransactions for things like paints and intentionally puts you at a disadvantage to players who paid hundreds of euros for this stupid piece of shit grift.

ifunny.c🙂

> Claims to be Fox News

> Covers news about rats instead

“London’s smallest statue” doesn’t seem feasible to track without other qualifiers.

Relevant video from The Onion.

I would add that making ignorance of the law a valid excuse would be a logistical farce. Mens rea is a real thing that’s examined during a criminal trial. The defendant’s state of mind can absolutely factor into their sentence or even whether they’re convicted at all; “ignorance of the law is not an excuse”, ignorantia juris non excusat, even has some exceptions under US law. But you could not possibly for every crime burden the prosecution with proving that the defendant 1) committed the act 2) intended to commit the act, and now 3) knew the act they were committing was a crime. Mens rea, while necessary in a fair system, is hard enough; condition (3) would make it functionally impossible to convict anyone who didn’t a) explicitly refer to what they were doing as a crime, b) receive a formal education in the relevant area of law, or c) commit a crime literally everyone is expected to know like murder or armed robbery.

Oh, you’ll love it. The part where they visit his whomb and find it empty… 🤌