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Tech bro 👎
Tech anarchist 👍
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I don’t think it’s that, it’s more like the intrepid dedication to work is a turn off for most people.
Dang I was going to be a tech bro so I could be rich but if these hoes are choosing morals over money then maybe I will just get a part time job somewhere instead.
Nah, the hoes will still show because money attracts spenders. These tech bros have the personality of cardboard probably, and they’re delusional like Thiel and trying to find the Antichrist or “everything is a network”
Bro name one thing not a network then
Damn, i bought a quarter zip and a vest. WTF.
If you think of them as ‘hoes’ it probably won’t make any difference, but good luck!
The second sentence in the subtitle states “It’s made getting laid a whole lot harder”. That sentence set the precedent for my comment.
The term is all semantics. I’m fine calling them women, men, trans, sexual partners, furries, one night stand, friends with benefits or whatever term fits best. You and I were just being sarcastic.
It’s all good, friend. We’re just shooting the shit here. :)
:)
Maybe they don’t think of all women as hoes but instead specifically want to attract women of the hoe variety?
There’s a pretty foolproof method of doing that. :)
There will always be ones who are there for rich ones.
We all suffer under capitalism.
Short answer: they are just so deattached from reality that a person who married a waifu pales in comparasion
Odd. A few of my buddies from grad school went to work for military contractors and if “I build inertial guidance systems for ballistic missiles” guy is happily married then maybe Palantir guy is just looking in the wrong place?
Most Americans don’t care about defense contractors. They hurt foreigners we don’t know, unlike Palantir which intentionally hurts Americans in addition to foreigners.
Skippable headline vs unskippable artwork
OK, framing it as just a tech company is kind of burying the lead. Yeah, a lot of them suck, but this is the nastiest evil one around.
Tesla and Palantir. I doubt anyone cares if you work for some no name enterprise company like Initech.
It’s Initrode now.
And, yeah, when I tell people I work in tech the response is either “cool” or questions about what we do and how we do it, from the more geeky people. But I also don’t work for a company that “shortens the kill chain” or “connects the supply chain to the kill chain”
EDIT : I want to be very clear that “Connecting the Supply Chain to the Kill Chain” is the real actual title of one of their advertising docs on their official website linked above.
Palantir’s such a psychotically cringey company. Acting like flying a MacBook from a desk in Miami is some warrior shit. God I hate them so much. What’s worse is they actually do help kill people but never have to come face to face with it.
On top of that their cringe is infecting other tech companies. Like the term “forward deployed engineer”. Because you know, implying that you’re at war with your customers is definitely healthy and appropriate.
Even Tesla on paper builds cars. Yeah Elon is a Nazi, but it isn’t the panopticon company that’s also providing warcrimes software
In the industry Tesla is known for being incredibly hostile towards women who work there. But yeah I doubt most people outside tech would know that, though they probably wouldn’t be surprised.
Those guys are always coming in Saturdays and don’t have the time to be dating.
burying the lead
*lede
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I think i’m a different kind of tech bro. The foss/Linux kind of tech bro. Am I fucked?
We need a different term for the non-evil tech bros. That one’s been tainted.
We should call them tech assholes and keep bro positive.
Just gotta find a woman who pays for Google One and save her $ every month by hosting her files.
Bonus: she’s locked into your ecosystem (don’t do this)
It’s fair game after getting legally married, though.
If you go back to the 70/80s, computer guys were really nerdy hippies trying to hack consciousness itself and build new ways of relating…
What happened to tech kinda parallels what happened to Christianity.
Nah, being a man who’s into tech is a necessary but not sufficient condition to being a “tech bro”. That term has a whole bunch more baggage and I think very few people on the threadiverse qualify.
Nah that’s the only good kind of tech bro, foss is the backbone of everything great about technology :3
What you described is the polar opposite of the work done for Palantir.
You’re fine and noble. Just keep being you.
Thanks, I work for Omarchy /s
Thank u
youre allowed to call yourself a hacker instead of tech bro then
What constitutes being a hacker?
running
tr -dc ‘01’ < /dev/urandom | fold -w $(tput cols)
or any related variation of pibing /dev/urandom random places
Rollerblading between server racks
two keyboards
At the same time.
Do you wear a hoodie and work in dark room?
Hoodie, no. Dark room, yes.
Grab a hoodie buddy.
I dislike hoodies.
Sadly then you’re relegated to the “simple nerd” designator…please go stand in the corner, you’re blocking the line.
Oh.
Am I fucked?
You wish.
You might get lucky if you wear knee socks.
Will goth latinas be turned on by that?
Can’t speak for general tastes, but I’m sure there’s a few directly into that.
I must find them.
Good fortune and fair winds! 🫡
Thanks.
Since joining the tech company in 2025, Gary has noticed that naming his employer prompts brutal reactions from prospective paramours. One woman, he says, called him the devil; another asked how he lives with himself. “Sometimes people would just straight up stop talking to me,” he says.
Take a fucking hint Gary…
Gary has resorted to saying he works in AI. “Even that gets some pretty bad responses sometimes,” he says. His Hinge profile doesn’t mention his employer. And sometimes he makes up stories out of thin air to justify working for Palantir—like that line about the medical debt. His parents don’t have any, nor are they ill.
Jesus fucking christ, Gary…at this point you’re just a bad person. Reevaluate your life decisions.
Fucking Gary, man…
No. It’s everyone else that’s wrong.
No, with just this information I think the point when we can say he crossed the line into “bad person” was when he applied for a job with Palantir.
“People didn’t like when I told them I work for Snitch Inc., so I started telling them I work for Global Warming Accelerator Corp instead. That still didn’t work, so I just lied about my parents dying. Why won’t they like meeeeeee?!”
It’s clearly not Gary. It’s those dastardly women and their basic human rights.
The total lack of introspection and self-reflection is staggering
Isn’t that one of Marc Andreeson’s key traits according to himself?
And sometimes he makes up stories out of thin air to justify working for Palantir—like that line about the medical debt. His parents don’t have any, nor are they ill.
I will lie to get laid. WHY DONT WOMEN LIKE ME?!
I’d respect this douche a lot more if he just hired a sex worker and moved on.
Reading this, I’m just like “Dude, just accept it. You’re not a good person.” And he won’t be as long as he continue to work there (and afterwards too, unless he gave all his money to the people he’s harmed and then worked tirelessly to do right by them…but we all know he’s just another dude who is willing to lie to get laid).
Honestly if I worked in a big evil tech company, I’d just never date again and just accept it’s Fleshlights and/or sex workers for the rest of my life. There’s alot less shame in that than whatever the fuck this pathetic shit is.
Brutal, but you’re sure as shit not wrong.
Sex worker: “Eww, you work for Palantir? No sale!!”
This douche is like a real life Barney Stinson with a victim complex.
