Excellent shitpost. 💯

Circling the drain, eh?

Do Play VR

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Why is the titanium dome textured like a human iris? Creepy.

Everyone of them has an asshole in marketing thinking like

It’s not spam! Our players will appreciate getting news about our new games.

That, and it’s an area prone to hurricanes.

Probably dates back to the dawn of agriculture.

No need for contracts until the invention of property.

Check Wikipedia “History of marriage”

Pretty sure marriage predates organized religion.

Valve has become everything Xbox should have been.

What’s the point now?

Just another publisher?

3rd tier storefront?

Commoditized hardware?

They almost got a viable game subscription model but with pricing that was incompatible with expensive studio acquisitions.

You want your husband to buy you a house to keep after you divorce him?

Yikes.

So you’re saying solar panels were a mistake and we should have stuck to horses?

This is like asking “why do R&D to invent solar panels when gas has always been 25¢/gallon?”

Technological progress isn’t free.

Oh great, it’s a bot that hallucinates answers to questions no one asked.

4 answers for one acronym, pat yourself on the back there buddy.

Mulva?

His own site does #10

And also if you do that ^ ^ ^

It’s an aggregator of AI blowhards from Twitter 🤮

Company only paid for a 7 year background check, so you mis them getting out of prison 8 years ago.

Kick plate means you kick it open.