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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Operation enduring algae

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Operation enduring algae

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • MrKoyun@lemmy.world
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    aggressîve algae

  • apftwb@lemmy.world
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    Oh god. They foiled another ANTIFA agent. Those sick bastards.

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    Broken by John McAfee himself

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    Americans: We are not stupid. Thats just a stereotype.

    Also Americans:

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      We’re not all stupid, just a frustrating number of us

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        You’d sound a lot less dumb if you didn’t give the dumbest people the loudest voices. Like I’m not advocating for bullying to happen, but some people need to be made fun of

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      I mean, I’d take that over the germ warfare labs China was funding in garages a few years ago in the US given the option.

      https://californiaglobe.com/articles/was-illegal-chinese-covid-lab-in-reedley-a-ccp-biowarfare-lab/

      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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        You’re stupid

        Don’t breed

      • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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        You mean Israel? https://www.ktnv.com/news/crime/police-source-describes-falling-deathly-ill-after-entering-garage-where-illegal-lab-was-found

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    So post a picture of a prop from the movie The Rock and you can fool tardbags about anything at all huh?

    • apftwb@lemmy.world
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      MAGAts have a hard time distinguishing fact from fiction so yes.

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      I don’t think the AI that was prompted to create their image knows that’s from a movie.

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        It’s not AI it’s an image that’s been floating around the internet used in memes/shitposts for ages. Jesus !@#%^ing christ
        https://www.reddit.com/r/90s/comments/1072edo/hmm/

        • Jumi@lemmy.world
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          You can say fuck on the internet

        • Vegafjord oakframer@lemmy.ml
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          Fuck off with this meaningless aggression! Toxicity breeds toxicity.

          • Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.world
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            Fuck off with that foul retort! Being toxic in response to toxicity is toxic! That makes you DOUBLE TOXIC!

            • Crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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              Toxic like that fucking Algae?

              • Vegafjord oakframer@lemmy.ml
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                Algea is DOUBLE toxic!!

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          It’s not AI it’s an image that’s been floating around the internet used in memes/shitposts for ages.

          Oh okay.

          Jesus !@#%^ing christ

          ??? You’re angry at someone for not knowing everything?

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            No, just fed up with the state of things.

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              That’s definitely not how it came across to me (and apparently, several other people).

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    Oh hey, you found my ass plug.

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    Question. The dumb asses just started using the word peptide more frequently, am I correct in assuming that it is just another word for protein/amino acid?

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      All proteins are peptides but not all peptides are proteins. Peptides are chains of aminoacids, when they’re long enough, then they’re called proteins.

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      It’s like Gluten but worse

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    “Aggressive algae”? Really?

    • FrChazzz@lemmus.org
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      Maybe it’s like the slime in Ghostbusters 2. If we play Jackie Wilson real loud it’ll stop being so aggressive.

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      If you’re alone when you walk past it, it’ll mug you

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        I’ve heard it always voted Dems. Like clockwork. Except green.

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      So agresive it yells to other peoples kids

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    Caches of dihydrogen-oxide were discovered, a chemical which if inhaled can asphyxiate and cause death. The chemical was cleverly disguised with sweeteners and packed in containers making it look like a harmless treat.

    WARN YOUR CHILDREN!!!

    (Ie they found a six-pack of Sprite)

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    Suuuuuure. Antifa is so fucking dumb, their genius plan is to sabotage the reflection pool, because that is the thing that will tear down the power of fascists. Hmm hmm, yeah sounds legit. For sure a better explenation than the corrupt guy getting the job because he’s buddies with Trump, without any consideration for any other company, while he cuts corners and cheaps out on shit which ends up with a lowsy job. Suuuuure. The guy looks super trustworthy, and totally not like a Disney villain, so he must be doing a good job. I mean, Trump personally chose him, and Trump is a god so he cannot make bad decisions, he never ever did in his entire life, even molesting kids was a great decision… Right?.. Right? But by sabotaging the reflection pool, antifa will be able to win the fight against Trump and his fascist oligarchs. Yeah, this is what they came up with.

    Anyone who believes this shit must have just enough braincells to be able to breath.

    The desperation in covering up the lost war against Iran is now so pathetic, they might just release the Epstein files next.

    Russia has been at war with Ukraine since 2019 and neither side has won. US has been at war with Iran and they lost within a few months. An illegal war started to cover up the Epstein files. Now a failed job of the reflection pool to cover up that lost war. The US keeps on amazing me they manage to find new lows.

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    Dear God.

    We need to pull Sean Connery out of retirement to save us from The Rock and hardplace we find ourselves stuck in between.

    • jade52@lemmy.ca
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      Oh he dead tho

      • renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Son of a bitch! (In my best Connery imitation)

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        Wow, i genuinely didnt know.

        How the hell did he pass without there being a big hullabaloo over it.

        • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
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          He died about a week before Alex Trebek died.

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            Now I heard about Alex Trebek. That one made me sad.

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          It was during lockdown and before the vaccine, shit was crazy

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        Fine, call the necromancers!

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    A really elegant string of pearls configuration.

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      unfortunate quite unstable.

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    Dude that theme by Hans Zimmer has been living rent free in my head for decades.

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      Of course that was Hans

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    I’D TAKE PLEASURE IN GUTTIN’ YOU, BOY!!!

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