Wait, is Jim from The Office related to Jack Ryan? They look like they could be father and son.

You found clients?

Is the horse made of knives, a knife itself, or merely a horse that wields knives? This matters.

Well it’s about time those slackers caught up. And all they needed was a slop machine.

What’s the mpm rating on this milk?

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Oh shit. My friends will find out that I play NSFW games. I mean, they already know, because they see it in their feed, and they get a popup every time I start playing one. But, now they’ll know even more…

How much of this is written by AI?

So because democrats haven’t stopped republicans from being so shitty when republicans have power, I shouldn’t vote for them, and just let republicans have more power? I’m not following your logic.

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You realize I was responding to someone who posted a Wikipedia article, right? If you want to call them the Russo-Ukrainian War and the Israeli-Palestinian War when you’re arguing on Internet forums, you do you.

They “can’t even differ there”? How about republicans want to strip my friends of the right to go into the correct bathroom, or play sports, or have a job, or get the medical care they need, or have the right identifier on their ID, or be treated fairly by their own government. Democrats don’t. That’s a pretty huge difference.

Democrats are, for the most part, pro union. They are the only ones supporting Medicare for all. They actually support science and education. They support social safety nets like social security and SNAP. They support gun regulations. They support foreign aid. They support safe access to abortions. They support LGBTQ rights.

Life is demonstrably worse under republican policies for the working class. I’d love it if third parties were an option, but they’re just not. Pretending like things will get better if we just let republicans win is not helping. They are literally turning the US into a fascist police state.

When one party is fine with me, if a little wary because I’m way further left than they are, and the other part literally wants to kill me and people like me, I see it as a pretty big difference.

It’s listed on Wikipedia as the Gaza War.

Are you implying that Joe Biden started the Ukraine War and the Gaza War?

They’re literally drawn as the same person with different colors.

Not that it really matters, because I’m not a liberal, I’m a leftist, but I (and more importantly, my liberal friends) have no problem criticizing democrats for supporting Israel. So go ahead and point that out all you want. I’ll 100% agree with you that they are just as bad as republicans on that issue. The problem I have is when someone reduces the parties down to their stances on one single issue. (In case that wasn’t incredibly obvious from my first comment.)

In my entire lifetime, only republicans have started wars, and only democrats have ended them. I’m almost 40.

In fact, Kamala said that Iran is the greatest threat in the world.

And Donald Trump started a war with them.

Generally, much worse under republicans. Republicans like to start wars.

Choose one:

• a kick in the balls and a taco.
• a kick in the balls, acid to the face, and shot in each leg.

Both sidesists:

See! See! They’re exactly the same! They’re both gonna kick us in the balls!