Or… from the base of the skull. The only accurate measurement.

You measure from the back of the balls.

You know you’re gonna need it in a few days now.

Thank you Gary, but I’m not certified.

I think you’re thinking of the penial gland. That’s the one that holds all your penises.

“Beyond the confines of language”

They’re called fractals.

Good. That’s where they belong.

This is technically correct, but it’s not new. They’ve had this ad for years.

True, lol. xD

Is that Nick Cage’s face on Michael Scott?

I discovered that decades ago. I’ve just been screaming into the void ever since.

I’ve read the code he’s written. (I used to work at Facebook.) He’s an idiot.

He also hasn’t written any code since like 2008, and that shit atrophies.

Ethics doesn’t matter. Morality doesn’t matter. The only thing that matters is profit.

Iron Lung

We bringing the piss filter back?

Well that engineer AI agent was fired integrated into more systems and given more access.

FTFY

Ok, fair enough. I don’t think that’s likely though.

Your information is outdated.

I don’t know why you have trouble with this. Everything runs through the same SSL protected connection. Router -> Nginx Proxy Manager w/ TLS -> Jellyfin.

I mean, the worst that could happen is they delete everything on the server and I have to spend time restoring from a backup. Not exactly the riskiest thing to do.