Who gives a fuck? She’s a giant piece of shit.

I mean I currently work part time at a scuba shop, so I guess I’m at least partially qualified.

I should have sold in October when it was trading at $520. But hey, at least I didn’t sell in March-April when it was at $380.

The thing is, if you sell ~$100k in stocks (that you “bought” for way less than that), that’s a huuuuuge tax bill for the year, so I try not to sell in enormous chunks like that.

Pelvis

I didn’t? I worked for them and the stock was part of my pay package.

That’s why they build the data centers outside of the environment.

My Microsoft stock has not soared. :(

Lol, sucks to suck.

Or… from the base of the skull. The only accurate measurement.

You measure from the back of the balls.

You know you’re gonna need it in a few days now.

Thank you Gary, but I’m not certified.

I think you’re thinking of the penial gland. That’s the one that holds all your penises.

“Beyond the confines of language”

They’re called fractals.

Good. That’s where they belong.

This is technically correct, but it’s not new. They’ve had this ad for years.

True, lol. xD

Is that Nick Cage’s face on Michael Scott?

I discovered that decades ago. I’ve just been screaming into the void ever since.

I’ve read the code he’s written. (I used to work at Facebook.) He’s an idiot.

He also hasn’t written any code since like 2008, and that shit atrophies.