So at this price point, there’s basically no reason to ever buy a Windows PC at all.

Not for real.

OpenOffice was dead before it was transferred to Apache, so it’s not old enough to excuse.

That Firefox logo is from 2019. Oracle killed OpenOffice in 2011. Like, they actually completely stopped all work on it. They intentionally killed it at least eight years before this image was made.

Apache OpenOffice??

Surely you meant LibreOffice. OpenOffice has basically been dead for years, with no significant work going on.

Is that from a movie?

They’re basically little double pane windows. They work well for insulation because there’s air in there.

If you really know me

You’ll tell me what kind of JPEG cosine I am.

Yeah. 3D printing a gun is a great way to blow your hand off.

Oh, cool, I definitely trust them again. 🙄

It depends on whether the BIOS is unlocked.

(Baked Input/Output Spud)

Wow, that’s like way more than $10 worth of potatoes.

Fuck yeah, dude. I can never have enough gravel.

Damn. One day it’ll be something good. Ok, just add it to the lice pile over there.

Ok, then yeah, I’d like to try. Do you need my credit card, or do you take Venmo?

Yeah, I could probably do it.

300 million what, though?

I can assure you my Steam does not look like that, and I updated it last night.

Please, bro! Pears are so good! Don’t you remember how it tasted? No? Maybe if you try harder? Still no? Ok, well trust us, it’s definitely memorable.

At this point, you’d have to be crazy to be a business and use MS software.

Fuck, man. I want a tape deck in my car again. That thing was incredibly useful. Keep a tape in the car just in case, but otherwise it’s an aux plug.

More billionaires should be as personally adventurous as Stockton Rush.