This is so intensely cringe.

I hit my head on the pavement bicycling drunk while my helmet was sitting on my desk at work. Ask me how fun the two weeks after that concussion was.

They also love fondly remembering their friend Little Stevie who tragically died aged 12 in 1957 in a helmet-less bicycle accident.

Why do they have any Microslop software?

Maybe related to Flatpak?

Oh hey,

I
learned
a
new
trick.

Thank you. :)

You think I don’t know that? I’m living inside of it.

The most helpful guide to show a newbie:

https://sciactive.com/2026/03/09/which-linux-distro-should-you-use/

James Cameron’s Avatar.

The Avatar game from 2009. Honestly, it was only fun because it was so buggy you could basically get anywhere on the map and do anything you wanted.

It was from an era where a good story driven game was not only possible, but common, and it managed to be the worst story and the worst game of the year.

It’s literally just sales speak. They also say coin all the time, and that doesn’t mean I can’t call something a coin without being associated with crypto bros.

It predates crypto by nearly 100 years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear%2C_uncertainty%2C_and_doubt#Etymology

For some reason, the body of the lake is really long. And the snizard’s body is short.

Where’s Windows 95?

AFAIK, there’s no way to without modifying the system tools and shell.

You could also just unplug it.

Android is not mostly open source. Have you seen how incredibly limited AOSP is? It’s basically useless without all of the closed source parts Google puts on top.

AOSP, the operating system that nobody actually installs on anything. It’s about as niche as could possibly be, considering the only reason you’d install it is to work on the code.

In the super niche and very corporate corner, you should put Windows Server, because nobody uses Windows fucking Server.

“Open source unlike iOS”

Lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_(operating_system)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XNU

https://github.com/apple-oss-distributions/distribution-macOS

AOSP hasn’t been a complete operating system in a long time, so don’t tell me Android is open source. It’s open source in the same way iOS is, the way that doesn’t matter.