Hello kids! Today we’re learning about prostitution
Strike up a conversation with a group of women
Alright, I’m out.
Ah yes, the old selling yourself for more riches and even more dignity. Go money! /s Now let’s talk basic universal income. That one is a no-brainer that would solve a lot of social ills.
$50, then? What if I do one for free just to show you it’s worth it?
How about abolishing money altogether and actually redistributing resources the way that everyone can live decently?
Abolishing money isn’t necessary for everyone to live decently
Can someone explain how dressing in basketball shorts and jersey factors in?
Stereotypical “straight guy” clothes.
That’s not passive income
It is if you’re a lazy bottom.
It is if you were already going to go bar hopping with your makeout bro
So in one night, lets call it 8 hours from 6:00 - 2:00, you’re out there approaching women, starting a conversation, leading that conversation naturally to kissing men, negotiating for $100, kissing your homie, then traveling to the next bar… every 24 minutes.
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes. You might be able to get more than 100$ at times, especially from larger groups. Selecting an area with lots of bars visited by hen parties is probably key for this.
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes.
10 minutes? More like one minute: “Hithereladies, howsyournightgoing? Kissingmenhuhwhatsthatallabout, I’dneverdoitespeciallynotwiththisguyhereyoucouldn’tpaymeto. Notforlessthat$100. brief tongue gargling Giveusmycashyoudummies. Seeyoubye!”
Yes.
Someone will post this to LinkedIn without a hint of irony.
What’s your job? I kiss my homies
In a world with AI grindsets, influencer slopfests, and governmental grifting, we need more respectable professions like this.
ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this
Asking the real questions.
Is a blowjob really a job if you’re enjoying it?
It’s a blowhobby, perhaps even a blowcalling.
Suck hobby
That’s just a brojob, that’s standard operating procedure.
Context
the only thing really stopping you two is you two
What part of this is passive?
If you’re having fun at your job, you’ll never work a day in your life.
Because doing that shit is illegal😂!
Is it? I dont think so actually
In the community we refer to it as “bottom”
It puts the ass in passive
It’s passive for the bottom
I wonder what Andrew Taint would have to say about this.
“Bruh it’s totally not homo if it’s for the Grind™, these stupid femoids just think we’re both so hot and want to fuck us anyway”
Bro can I send you $200 for an online course on how to be as based as you? This shit belongs in a podcast.
You’ve got a good eye for new content. Where can I tune in for more of your reactions and recommendations?
Assuming this kind of wager is more likely in a nightclub with drunk people (that brought party money) then a regular bar.
Some have entree fees, and the oned that do have more chance to find richer drunk people.
Gotta pay expensive drinks for you and homie to not stand out and appear massively sus, what you’re doing is relatively mild but people can’t tell your not planning worse, so act normal, casual.
May take a while to find a good target, depending on the crowd size you only have one shot to smooth talk your way into it.
In the meantime your spending time, possibly gas finding new locations. Local employees will equally catch on also if you do it too often the same spot.
In the end gotta split the profits with your partner
Might be above minimum wage but far from big money. The only reason to get big money is dumb luck where your victim is an actual rich person that does not care.
Rope the bars in. Gas isn’t something that should be happening drinking.
By this logic everyone should be a prostitute on top of whatever their hustle is. Just saying.
Yes. Obviously. Fucking pinko, are you not?
Well this dystopia economy when you have go around making out with your male friend to make extra money.
What happens if you do it and they don’t pay? Also call BS in this economy people can pony up 100 bucks for this?
If they can afford drinks in an uptown bar, they can scrounge up $100 between them. It’s called wealth redistribution.
what if I have a fagcent
Use sign language
