My spouse and I are so into online games that we would stare at each other like what are we supposed to even do with ourselves now?

Open to whom??

You to my data? Get lost.

Try sitting as a passenger while your friend takes your car for a spin.

Plasticccc

Aye, but it’s based on a real treasure chest!

Let’s see it then. I’m concerned when the opportunity to profit arises that perverse motives will occur.

Don’t worry. You’ll get the rest of the little ones with your feet.

Ain’t half bad.

Very close. But a little too soon.

At least it’s better than unalived, which strikes me as especially dystopian with the self-censorship.

Microsoft: Our computer.

Maybe I’m being stupid but a trivial way to ensure this is just don’t connect it to the Internet in any way. No SIM card. Cut it off from the Internet after setup, and only connect to a LAN with your chosen services all physically isolated from any internet machines.

2nd. They’re for texture in the soup.

Interesting study. However, I think we’re past the point of studies informing our decisions here in the US. I still thought it was really interesting to read.

Critical hit.

You’re now a program manager.

The intended chair is a huge fan of data caps to increase profits, so I’ll give you one guess.

I can barely tolerate guests. No way can I do that to myself let alone make someone stay with me who has no say in the matter.

$1/mb is now the only plan in your area.

ISPs generally have few to zero competition, so I expect this will generally be awful in face of deregulation.

I can think of one vampire that definitely still counts.

More money tho.