The Bible does not posit that the earth is 6,000 years old. You’re thinking of Dispensationalists.

“They did not teach us any of this in college.” – Virtually Every IT Intern I’ve Ever Met

In fairness, “Corporate Politics 101” and “Nepotism for Dummies” aren’t actual college courses.

OpenAI created a model so intelligent that it totally escaped its sandbox and hacked another AI company. Sam Altman said so. What more proof do you need?

/s

Good call. My low grade tinitus should have reminded me of this one.

There are so many issues with this video.

When using power tools, safety should be your number one concern.

1. Never use an angle grinder without the blade guard installed. Is it inconvenient at times? Sure. But you know what else is inconvenient? Trying not to bleed to death or being blinded over what should have been a quick and easy job.
2. Always wear the proper personal protective equipment (PPE). That includes a heavy long sleeve shirt, gloves, safety classes, a dust mask, and a hard hat (especially when cutting poles or other materials that are vertical and have a risk of falling).

I remember when I learned how to transfer files from my IBM Thinkpad running Windows 98 to my Compaq iPaq pocket pc over the built in IR transmitters. It worked, albeit very slowly.

Call the bondulance!

I’ve seen The Brave Little Toaster and Toaster isn’t going anywhere near a bathtub willingly.

“Now, I’ll just connect the toilet to the sewer line using this 4 inch vinyl exhaust hose and some duct tape. That oughta hold.”

Why they changed it, I can’t say.

Cancer Dog: Not even once.

The only question I have is what are you going to do with all that extra blood?

Probably stole some random highschool mascot. Wouldn’t that be ironic.

One day?

Gestures broadly at society

🎶What’s the story, Wishbone?🎶

I was surprised to find that frustrations over the data center “explosion” are very bipartisan. Basically no one except rich tech bros are happy about it.

Hold up. This gives me an even better idea. What if, and this is totally hypothetical, but instead of self driving cars, we used trains to transport people?

The train could even theoretically transport a whole bunch of people at one time.

Holy shit. I think we are really on to something here.