I had a Zune. It was a phenomenal product. It was just priced too high and trying to compete in a market flooded with cheap MP3 players.

I think the video player functionality wasn’t as big a selling point as they thought it would be to the average user since you either had to purchase films from the store …or acquire them in other ways and convert them to a supported file format.

And here I am running an old Dell Poweredge that probably consumes 10 watts when it’s powered off.

I would not buy them here or there. I would not buy them anywhere. I do not like appliances with ads. I do not like them Sam-I-Am.

If you’re leading an organization that somehow managed to “overhire” 30k employees, then the first person to hit the bricks should be you because you really suck at your job.

He’s [Elon] not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!

🎶The legend lives on from the children on down of a candy bar they call a Snickers. The neighbors, it’s said, never give out good treats when the nights of October turn spooky.🎶

She tried but was thwarted by her incompetent henchmen.

Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup.

It’s pretty hard to find a kid that doesn’t have Snapchat anymore. Basically being trained to hand over all their personal info to random strangers as soon as they’re able to hold a cell phone.

And of course they hide the read messages for the end user to provide the illusion that it’s “deleted” which I have to admit is brilliant. Extremely unethical but brilliant.

Currently working on a networking problem. I have multiple Proton VPN connections on my Mikrotik router. Main reason being for fail over in case one endpoint reaches capacity, goes unresponsive, etc.

It’s a bit tricky since Proton issues the same peer and gateway IP for each connection. Haven’t quite got it working the way I want it to yet.

Well unfortunately the President of the United States is bad at business and the Republicans are …Republicans. The only thing that matters to either are rich people.

“Attention KMart Shoppers!”

“Partnered” is such a bizarre word to use to mean, “I read a recipe”. Even if that recipe was regurgitated in the most inefficient way possible.

Imagine people in the past saying shit like, “I wanted to bake a pie so I partnered with Betty Crocker.”

Oh really Brenda? You “partnered” with Betty Crocker? And what exactly did Betty do to help? Oh. That’s right. Nothing. Because she’s not an actual person, just a branded cookbook. Maybe make sure more of the rum makes it in the pie next time.

I served on the board of a Section 8 housing authority for a number of years.

You would be amazed at the number of people who don’t understand that leases are legally binding contracts and there are actual, enforceable consequences for violating the conditions of it.

“You guys can’t evict me.”

“Uhhh, yeah, we can. It just so happens that hording 30 cats in your house and letting them soak every inch of the place with piss is a violation of the terms of your lease.”

In our case it’s because her mom and I watch Cheers as one of our “default” shows (i.e. there’s nothing else to watch).

My three year old can sing part of the theme song. I’m so proud.

🎶Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your name…🎶

That’s them there liberal talking points from Democrat Jesus.

MAGA… “Free thinkers.” Lol.

My Teenager: “That’s gas.”

Me: “Lol. Ok Nana. What year is it? 1965?”

Teenager: “What? Nana doesn’t know what ‘gas’ means.”

Me: “You wanna bet? Ever heard of the Rolling Stones? 🎶Jumping Jack Flash. it’s a gas🎶.”

Teenager: 😧