Mommy wants to be hurt. She specifically requested it.

Beast with two backs forgot to stretch.

That’s pretty much my littlest one. He got forced out into the world and he’s been pissed about it ever since.

I need Office/PowerBi/Teams to work without issue. The web versions do not cut it for my use cases.

Same problem. I actually use Mint on my laptop but the desktop still has Windows 10 because some apps are still just not useable or fully useable on Linux. As much as I wish Libre Office was a full replacement for MS Office, it’s not. At least not for power users.

You spend too much money on electricity. Have you thought about just freezing to death?

My wife occasionally agrees to meet people if they live on the other side of the county and it’s going to take them an hour to get to our house.

Usually people just come and pick up their items. We live suburbia though so maybe they feel “safer.”

Totally get it. You wanna be where you can see your troubles are all the same. You wanna be where everybody knows your name.

You guys have jobs??

I just finished moving one of my projects from Digital Ocean to a leased server. Even with a second host for backups, it’s a lot cheaper and leaves me with plenty of excess capacity.

It takes a little more time for maintenance but it’s not too bad.

If it were, “Share your stuffies and go out for ice cream”, it would be far from the worst marriage advice I’ve ever heard.

Playing video games with my nephews

Me: Get obliterated because I suck

Nephew #1: “Ha ha!”

Nephew #2: “What a fucking noob.”

Wife: Appears seemingly from nowhere “Excuse me!? Do I need to talk to your mom about your language?”

Nephews 1&2: “No ma’am.”

Me: 😏

“Lets use Oracle DB for that.”

Statements made by the utterly deranged.

No. But there are a number of advantages of using PostgreSQL over the others.

Thankfully that was a long time ago. I’ve had a chance to heal and I learned a lot from that experience, especially about myself. I’m doing good now. I appreciate the good vibes though.

Same for my ex wife! Except I would never send her this message because I never want to see her miserable face again for as long as I live.

I hate places that drop ship from Amazon.

My electric bill last month would have been $1,700 at that rate. We would just have to freeze to death.

What’s funny is their attempts to rebrand Office have just fallen completely flat. Kind of reminds me of when Willis Group bought the naming rights to Sears Tower and all the Chicagoan’s were just collectively like, “Yeah, No. We’re still going to call it ‘Sears Tower’.” Hell, nobody that I know of calls it “Willis Tower.” Nobody calls Microsoft Office “Office 365”. Nobody is going to call it “Microsoft 365 Copilot.” This is just a huge waste of effort by a tech firm that has long since run out of ways to be innovative.

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