Understood. My experience deepthroating N64 controllers is …uh… limited.

Better have a long tongue to reach the “Z” button with.

“Well God can use ‘imperfect people’. Just look at King David.”

How that story actually went…

David: Has an affair with Bathsheba and has her husband assassinated.

God: “Listen here you little shit. I gave you everything you could ever want and you decided that wasn’t enough. I’m feeling merciful so I won’t kill you like you killed Uriah. Instead, you can spend the rest of your miserable life suffering the consequences of your evil deeds.”

Not every old design was better but some were.

My wife absolutely refuses to give up her early 1970’s GE range. It’s impossible to get parts for it so eventually it’s going to have to be replaced. One of the actually nice features it has is is that all the push button controls are on the range hood. Don’t have to worry about them getting greasy while cooking or little kids turning the burners on.

The stove is hot so the fan is just trying to cool itself down. Duh.

Back when I went to an office every day, I usually wore loafers. Easy to slip off and on under your desk without drawing lots of attention.

I see you left that short stint at WorldCom off your resume.

I’m still looking for a good solution that includes support for notes. I’m migrating off Exchange Online and using mailcow temporarily but the built in notes feature is sorely missed.

I use Tom’s of Maine because I’m allergic to HAWK SHARK deodorant.

“Hey good looking. Can you help me install Microsoft Office in this thing?”

Worst pickup line ever.

Altman, a regular user of X since 2008, has been forthright about his frustration with the bots on it. In September, he posted to X that “somehow AI twitter/AI reddit feels very fake in a way it really didn’t a year or two ago.” A few days earlier, he made a similar point, citing dead internet theory, which posits that since 2016, the internet has been overrun with non-human activity. “I never took the dead internet theory that seriously but it seems like there are really a lot of LLM [AI]-run twitter accounts now,” he wrote.

CEO of glorified bot farm complains about effects of bot farming.

There’s nothing I want more than to be a mid-level cog in the corporate state political machine.

/S

Mommy wants to be hurt. She specifically requested it.

Beast with two backs forgot to stretch.

That’s pretty much my littlest one. He got forced out into the world and he’s been pissed about it ever since.

I need Office/PowerBi/Teams to work without issue. The web versions do not cut it for my use cases.

Same problem. I actually use Mint on my laptop but the desktop still has Windows 10 because some apps are still just not useable or fully useable on Linux. As much as I wish Libre Office was a full replacement for MS Office, it’s not. At least not for power users.

You spend too much money on electricity. Have you thought about just freezing to death?

My wife occasionally agrees to meet people if they live on the other side of the county and it’s going to take them an hour to get to our house.

Usually people just come and pick up their items. We live suburbia though so maybe they feel “safer.”

Totally get it. You wanna be where you can see your troubles are all the same. You wanna be where everybody knows your name.