Or that we should agree on “throur”
Or that we should agree on “throur”
Meanwhile, in France:
“What’s the roundish thing we eat a lot?”
“Apples?”
“No, the one that grows underground.”
“Dirt apples?”
It’s like the cost of one banana
Similarly, I plan on double crossing the mafia so Thin Lips Johnny can chop me up and feed me to the pigs. Circle of life.
Using the median wage to prove life is good is like using the median temperature of mass in the solar system to to prove its hot.
Spoiler: it’s fucking not.
I for one am excited for this new form of capitalism! The government picks one brand to be the national brand for everyone.
Hey, wait a minute…
We all know the internet is a series of tubes, but what they didn’t tell you is the data within is transmitted by gerbils.
Meanwhile the guy in the top left is just pleased as punch
I’ve been saving my waste and refuse for this very bin
I pause videos to read what’s on screen.
The add on I need is to automatically send the advertiser a message telling them I’m boycotting their product due to their participation in increasingly shitty advertising.
Rather, they’re not sorry they tried to scam you, they’re sorry it didn’t work.
To be clear: climate change requires individual responsibility. Keeping your kids off legitimate online pornography websites is too big for citizens to handle on their own and requires government intervention.
And what the heart desires the most is the sweet relief of death cardiac arrest.
All hail the Line!
If only there were some sort of governing body that could regulate things like that…
An asteroid the size of 5000 9mm rounds weighing as much as 4000 kilos of seized cocaine
You need to be a certain kind of person to perceive audio quality difference. One, you need to be able to detect the difference. Two, you need to be able to appreciate the difference. And Three, which everyone seems to ignore, you need to have bought a sufficiently expensive device that can make the difference.
In short, if you have an $18 desktop speaker, get the FLAC outta here.
What the fuck are you try to say? Because one bad organization does bad things, no one can say we should move away from torturing animals for extra profit?
TIL