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.:|:;

Talk to me, goose

As an American, I fully and enthusiastically agree. Hell, if you let me, I’ll move there and lend my expertise to the effort.

Tbh if that’s the only value-add that windows can come up with compared to linux gaming in the long run… that’s a great argument for boycotting the games that insist on using that shit - or at least, insist on using insecure / shitty anticheat that’s incompatible with Linux, and/or requires comically and inappropriately broad permissions

No, you just never saw the meme before. It’s an old one.

I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

Turns out I’m not remotely funny

Edit:

Also, if your org has agentic summaries turned on, have some fun with it: join the meeting a few minutes early; the agent should join with you. Then start screaming about how the titanic is sinking, or the mongol hordes are invading, or that the Dominion has cut off supplies at AR 558, or the borg have broken through to sector 001, or the emus have broken the line and all is lost… you get the idea. This makes the post-meeting generated summary much more entertaining.

can we just drop this and move on?

Ok genuinely whoever came up with that sticker is just… painfully, woefully naïve

It’s called a “surprise filling” 😏

It’s pretty funny that they’re all like “ooooo that explosion was so mysterious, what a mystery” and… like… it’s literally a factory for creating high explosives and putting them into devices that are designed to explode

if only there were some alternatives

Hahaha this is fine, I am fine with this, what could possibly go wrong

My Reuben brother 🤝😤

Shakshukaius

Idk that’s kinda cool actually

It’s easy - ISPs just bribed the people running the FCC now (because that’s become an ok thing to do), and the FCC turns around and says “yep sounds good”

Ok welp that’s enough internet for today.

Must have rolled the windshield down too