TEASTY AND HEALTH

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You son of a bitch

If there’s a real world screen showing a real world ad to you, you’ve got to be really careful not to lean against the screen with a broken spark plug or some other sort of ceramic shard, because you could easily shatter the screen and make it really hard for you and other people to be advertised to 👉👈🥺

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Ah yes, the perfect accompaniment to None Pizza Left Beef

But what if you’re uncircumcised?

That is some big dick energy ngl

Did you miss the part where pretty much the whole fucking UN lined up behind SK because they were the ones who were attacked? And how the security council voted overwhelmingly (after the Soviets stormed out, but the meeting did not conclude) to support SK? And how 63 different countries gave SK some form of direct military assistance?

But by all means - continue spewing your bad faith misinformation diatribe.

In this economy?

You’d have to leverage your hotdog assets and get a secondary hotdog line of credit based on the initial hotdog equity.

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I have so many questions about the train of thought that led to this… situation.

I don’t fucking care.

They’re gonna have the day they voted for. I am completely out of any fucking sympathy for idiots who vote against their own interests and well being. Entirely fucking done.

It continues to blow my mind that this was considered a “kid’s show”, and had daytime airing slots (along with courage the cowardly dog).

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Lmao dude who stans for North Korea, honestly? I bet you’re gonna tell me the best party is a juche party, because a juche party is mandatory

SHORT

Nat 20 here we go, I cast vicious mockery

so the guy, he goes - I’ll be the guy.

I swear, Norm’s deadpan, non-sequitur pivots and absurdity are half the reason his jokes have the punch they do 🤣