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Same way you saddle a fart.

Apparently push the sound icon because why does this image think it should have sound? 🤔

I always thought this comic was upvoted because the absurdity of it is funny, not because it’s a thing that people are actually anxious about and therefore relate to.

Everybody shows up to do something specific and keeps their eyes on the road. Unless you drop your pants to your ankles or you’re packing SERIOUS heat there’s nothing to see anyway unless you’re way out of your lane.

I find it MUCH weirder to take a dump in a “guest bathroom” that is a half bath with no fan or background noise and is next to the room where people are.

Also… unless it’s your first time with a wang, I am perplexed by why you would need toilet paper. Presuming you wash your body regularly and you wash your hands when you’re done it’s not like you’re dipping your fingers in the stream or putting it away wet.

He is mad because his toilet is hooked up to a dryer vent and she’s furious because, for some reason, her toilet uses electricity instead of water. Both sound like smelly affairs.

Hahaha look at this dummy who doesn’t cut a shit hole in his pants!

I was at least tomorrow years old.

I will both tolick and frolick.

Tongue-in-cheek* otherwise yeah agreed.

Why does Larry Ellison give me such crazy uncanny valley vibes?! Is his head too long? Moustache too narrow? Generally too smooth? It has fucked me up all day scrolling past this image.

Uh… Did you even look at mine, bro?

I’m married, I know a bunch of married people, and I honestly don’t love even MOST of them.

You can’t get on the list that easily can you?

Wow you win.

Idk, I am a giant dickbag and I’m not on it. Maybe it’s related to political fuckmastery?

Sheesh you comment more than I do!

Those are rookie comment numbers!

On the bright side, surely .ML is banned so you catch an indirect inclusion.

One for the copper.

It should be in the middle though.

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Wait, it’s gone?! How can I check if I got invited now?! I picked the wrong week to be away from a pc, I guess.