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I mean I get it’s a joke I the case of this X-ray, but maybe you SHOULD lose some weight, quit smoking, drink less, and check if you’re pregnant? Your body is your temple but we don’t have to be that literal about it.

I mean you don’t HAVE to be able to get a prosthesis. If you wanna rock a battle stump you’re welcome to?

I’m not giving him a cut for that! Bob makes enough money as it is; he’s lucky I buy the cosmos.

Move. Right.

It isn’t the fast lane, it’s the PASSING LANE. If you are in that lane and you aren’t passing, YOU are the problem.

Edit: And if you are going 2167 mph in a 55 and not passing, you are STILL THE PROBLEM.

That’s sweet and all…

Get over to the right bro. Yes people drive dangerously. Yes there are improvements everyone can make.

GET OVER.

If you are in the left lane and you are not passing, you are a full-to-the-top absolute shitwagon. These are the rules.

The real pro tips are always in the comments.

Indian Jeff Goldblum

DoYOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I live in a giant bucket.

No asthma attacks anymore.

Your tongue doesn’t quite fit between your teeth.

Classic McSteamy.

That’s some barely legal weird. But make no mistake that, legal or not, it’s pretty fucking weird.

The end of the game for FF7.

Social norms dictate that I cannot support this post.

Exactly. Offbeat complainers can just not pass on their genes, right, wrong, or indifferent.

So make a funny face to this post and then feel entitled because Lemmy is a microcosm of the real world.

Unfortunately, the onus would be on you to prove it in court if the company doesn’t follow through. Nobody just shows up to call out a company for doing something that isn’t enforceable.

Word to the wise, this is an “easy” way around most HOA rules: you just gotta have lawyer money and time.

His hair is so angular…

Is that black Powerline?