Those of us that know, know
For post stamps, obviously.
To get to the center of that Tootsie Pop, of course!
Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.
Only thing it is good at doing.
What a fascinating combination of posts
How much time ya got, buddy?
Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it’s been an hour and you’re just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you’re finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?
Eh that wouldn’t work on me. Being told that I can’t cum kinda causes it… And if I’ve been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.
I guess I’d have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.
The Ruined Orgasm machine
Cool band name
I’d expect Cattle Decap level deathgrind or some Hot Topic grade incelcore with shit solos and too many calls to “open this fucking pit up”, no inbetween.
If this kind of Pay Per Cum business model worked, hypno content creators would have already capitalized on it
Sponsored by OnlyFans.
So, a cash machine?
For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.
you can do so much more with tongues
Rim jobs?
Oh yeah forgot about rim jobs. Fucking Tony
Don’t forget the balls!
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Tony is a dumbass
Or Tony is, like me, a human who takes pride in his work.
Look, there isn’t always going to be someone there kicking Tony’s ass.
Tony better stfu.
Tony lacks imagination.
Oh no reason. I just want a few of them ok
Stamps. Flipping pages. Unattended ice cream. Windows. Linda.
This is what paper sacks were made for.
Come to daddy
Always here for an aphex twin reference
Come on then you funny little man.
And here i was operating windows with my mouse all this time…
Tony does not understand vaginas.
Don’t be like Tony.
be a vagina
I’m trying!!!
✨ Abracadussy, you’re now a pussy! ✨
Meow
Are you trying to steal @[email protected] 's niche, or are you his alt?
so when I say “go fuck yourself” it’s really just wishful thinking on my end.
Nah nah. When they say “go fuck yourself” and you reply “too late”, drop trough and pull the tentacle out of your ass, then offer for them to take a whiff.
Then you lunge at them with Mr. Grippy, and chase them around the restaurant. Mr. Grippy don’t take no shit. Well, in a matter of speaking. It is 3 feet long after all… But that’s their problem now.
Bidets are about to see a new evolution.
If this becomes mandatory, I’m leaving for the forests.
“I want it clean enough to eat off of!”
Japan, hold my Ramune.
Tony too innocent for this world. 🥀
Tony doesn’t know about the tootsie-pop, smh
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